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Catchers Mitt

When having sex with a woman without protection and you are about to cum, you then pull out and cum into your hand.
I used the catchers mitt last night on your mom!
by Lickalotapuss04 June 7, 2023
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poo mitt

A poo mitt is a temporary glove composed of toilet paper and used as a deuce lowering device, decreasing splash down so that toilet neighbours can’t gauge your work by sound
“My girlfriend was brushing her teeth whilst I was on the loo so I had to make a sneaky poo mitt”
by WhoShotJR? January 29, 2023
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Catchers Mitt

Her catchers mitt is fat.
by Amschel May 15, 2023
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Potato Mitts

An Irishman's fists.
"When his Irish Catholic father found out that he got expelled, he beat the shiiit out of him with his potato mitts."

"Conor, this is a 4 year old's birthday party; not UFC. Stop hitting me with your potato mitts trying to prove you're king of the inflatable castle - literally no one cares."
by written_slander November 24, 2023
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both mitts

Slang for the combination of vaginal sex and anal sex in the same session, or at least in the same relationship.
He banged her in both mitts.
by slette July 20, 2017
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Oven Mitts

A nickname for a player of any sport that just can't catch the ball, no matter what. No matter how easy it looks, they still can't catch it.
Oh, how'd he miss the ball?

Ah it happens all the time, we call him 'Oven Mitts'
by ahhhh2342 February 21, 2019
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Mustard Mitt

When a man ejaculates into a glove before making his partner wear said glove for an extended period of time.
I just mustard mitted my girlfriend all day!
by Small_Poxford_Dict November 18, 2022
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