Mitch Grassi

Mitch Grassi is an I C O N I C god who can nothing wrong periodt.

He is literally stunning and he would snatch your weave at a singing battle 💅🏻
He claims he can't dance but we all know that's a lie
Oh and we stan 💁🏻

"Omg have you heard of Mitch Grassi?"
"No"
"I hear that a lot, you should"

by Mr Pritchard October 9, 2020

Mitch out

To mitch out or the act of mitching out. When a buddy suggests or commits to an action and then mitchs out because of some weak reason. Weak reasons can include but are not limited to: “it’s too cold” “I’m attending your moms” “it’s too hot” “I’m drinking already” “I’m getting ready for bed”

Joey: Where’s Mitch?
Ethan: He said he was coming. I hope he isn’t going to Mitch out.
Matt: He just mitched out. Check the text.

by Tomanyalreadyinuse January 15, 2021

mitch off

masturbating through the pocket. usualy people will use silk pockets. also my be just playing with himself.

that boy over there is gona mitch off soon.

by alx McCarter May 3, 2005

Mitch McConnell

A russian asset who's also famously known as "turtle mitch", "Moscow Mitch" and "Putin's Mitch"

You're want me to speak russian and take my freedom away? Don't be such a mitch McConnell!

by Putin's Mitch August 1, 2019

Bye Mitch

Similar to "bye Felicia" but in male form, otherwise known as man-bitch

When a guy that you're with is a total Dbag(douche bag) and you no longer give 2 shits about them, bye Mitch!

by fox_pack August 15, 2014

Mitch McConnell

The deliberate termination of a human pregnancy, most often performed during the first 28 weeks of pregnancy; or an “abortion” (noun).

“I have to drive up to Sandpoint with Becky this weekend to get her a Mitch McConnell.”

by Porter McConnell October 28, 2020

Mitching Out

Verb.

1) The ensuing behavior following more than three shots of alcohol when one is both a lightweight and a small person named mitch, which includes, but is not limited to: refusal to go to bed quietly, making an ass of one's self, yelling "hey girl, take off that polka dot bikini," or any general act of combing both "bitching out" and being named mitch.

2) The act of bitching out, but when the person's name is Mitch.

3) The verb that describes mitch's behavior after three or more drinks

Person 1: Oh man did you see Mitch hiding under the table at the strip club?

Person 2: Oh yeah, he was totally Mitching out!

Person 1: Afterward he absolutely refused to pass out on the couch!

Person 2: Wow what a Mitch!

by Mingo_Fiercest December 16, 2009