by Whitegirlwithadarkside January 8, 2018
Get the Midnight twinklemug. The midnight shit is when you wake up in the middle of the night after you finally got some rest and you have to take a mean shit. You run to the bathroom to take off your pants and everything comes out in a slimy wet explosive diarrhea. You sit there in the darkness deep in thought about your days and why this shit is happening. You think about your life and your previous choices wondering just why did I do that. The midnight shit is the shit that makes you think about the next day and how much sleep youre gonna get for that night. Once youre done shitting you still have a funny feeling in your stomach that keeps you on the toilet. You wipe your ass as you push to hard and shove your fingers in your asshole. You go back to your bed thinking about your shitty feeling stomach and how shitty of a sleep that was.
by joffway February 22, 2023
Get the midnight shitmug. Harry: Dude last night i sneaked out of my window onto my roof to go midnight bowling after my parents fell asleep.
Micah: Wow dude I wish I was as cool as you
Micah: Wow dude I wish I was as cool as you
by fruitkabob January 23, 2011
Get the Midnight Bowlingmug. by ChickenPho October 12, 2019
Get the Midnight Harrymug. A photo that was taken when there wasn't enough light and didn't show up properly. Generally webcam pictures.
by gnomez4evz March 18, 2010
Get the midnight picturemug. Late night (particularly after or on midnight) sexual shenanigans. Can involve all kinds of sexual acts regarding a ladies private area.
"I had some midnight strawberry last night, it was juicy!"
"Man, since my girl left me I've been missing the midnight strawberry."
"He was so surprised last week when I gave him some midnight strawberry."
"Who knew midnight strawberry behind Tescos car park could be so delicious!"
"Man, since my girl left me I've been missing the midnight strawberry."
"He was so surprised last week when I gave him some midnight strawberry."
"Who knew midnight strawberry behind Tescos car park could be so delicious!"
by midnight strawberry June 18, 2013
Get the midnight strawberrymug. when an african american (hondra) is hiding in the bushes, then punces on his enemy nakedly then begins to fullfill his or her sexual needs
by Runaway Slave6923 January 19, 2009
Get the midnight tigermug.