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Microwave dinner

Looks good in pictures but not in reality.

1. A person who is attractive in photos but not in reality. The opposite of in-person hot.

2. A situation that seems great on paper, but is definitely not great once it happens. Similar to Honeypot.
Friend: Hey bro... Check out my girlfriend.
Guy: Dang she's hot....
*Meets her*
Guy: Yeah nvm dude....she's a total microwave dinner.
by Karab okama August 11, 2019
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Microwave

MICROWAVE GO MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*
by ThyKillaAmbusher January 7, 2020
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Microwave Burrito Relationship

A relatively quick relationship of 4 months or less where no true sustenance or knowledge has been gained from said encounters.
Dude 1: Hey man! What happened to you and Laura?
Dude 2: I got bored of her. Not worth. It was a total Microwave Burrito Relationship.
by itiod October 6, 2020
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microwave this pussy

saud:i can say two words that can make you wet

person: what are the two words

khalid: microwave this pussy
by hooty with the booty January 10, 2021
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Microwave syndrome

When someone's or a person's mic sounds like he/she is in a microwave, usually online or in a video game
Hey, He have Microwave syndrome. His mic sounds like shit.
by maggebee February 18, 2021
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Microwave

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microwave: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
human: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
by mmmicrowave mmmman April 22, 2021
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Microwaveable rat

A very gay person who’s in denial.
They claim to not like men but then post about how much they want to marry a guy.
They are also very sweet so be nice to him
Person 1: oh my friend keeps saying they aren’t gay yet they keep simping for a guy on discord
Me: that reminds me of my friend microwaveable rat
by G0LDF1SH July 20, 2021
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