A "Mickey Stall" Is when your having sex with a beautiful woman and your about to bust your nut way too soon. You start humming/singing the "Mickey Mouse" theme song as a distraction to prevent your balls from a pre-mature explosion.
-Best friend: "Hey man, how did it go last night when you took that hottie home from the bar?"
-You: "Oh shit,buddy..! I'll tell ya, she was so fucking hot.! She was doing things in bed that I've never done before. I had to do a "Mickey Stall" 2 minutes into it, so I didn't completely pre-mature explode!"
-You: "Oh shit,buddy..! I'll tell ya, she was so fucking hot.! She was doing things in bed that I've never done before. I had to do a "Mickey Stall" 2 minutes into it, so I didn't completely pre-mature explode!"
by That 1 Guy1972 February 13, 2018
1) To make the mistake of dating a complete narcissist / scared little boy; 2) Deservedly giving a sociopath large amounts of acid with boner pills and jumping them in an alley; 3) A new form of martial arts kick that lends opponent physically inept. (typically used as a sole form of revenge on the mentally inept)
Jane: "What an ahole. What did you do?"
Mary: "What else could I do I was Slippin' a Mickey. Cops found him in the alley with a raging hard on."
Mary: "What else could I do I was Slippin' a Mickey. Cops found him in the alley with a raging hard on."
by Mickey Mcfancy May 24, 2012
by MickeyIsThicckey December 14, 2020
by Gedden July 11, 2008
{rofflwaffles}..
a little on the short side.
extremley hillarious
dirty blond.
prefers not to be touched below the ankle.
total studmuffin
relationship issues.
musically inclined.
a little on the short side.
extremley hillarious
dirty blond.
prefers not to be touched below the ankle.
total studmuffin
relationship issues.
musically inclined.
Boy1- whazzup home slice?
Boy2- nm. just havin some rofflwaffles with my boy Mickey farley, hes cool.
Boy2- nm. just havin some rofflwaffles with my boy Mickey farley, hes cool.
by AJfake June 06, 2010
Giving someone a mickey D's is when you piss in another person's mouth from a great distance. The resulting stream of urine represents the McDonald's golden arches as it makes its way into the mouth of your hapless victim/kinky sex-partner.
by PiltDownMcMahon March 04, 2008
A creepy version of mickey mouse in eastern Europe. He lures people in his warehouse and kills people and hangs their heads against the wall. Their blood as a result ends up on the ground.
Guy 1 : Yo I went to eastern Europe for vacation and Mickey Mooser almost killed me.
Guy 2 : Holy crap dude that's scary
Guy 1 : I know
Guy 2 : Holy crap dude that's scary
Guy 1 : I know
by Mickey Mooser December 05, 2019