gremlin mermaid 

A gremlin mermaid is usually a very short individual with very unique facial features and attributes. Their communication skills are limited, therefore they use a series of grunts and hand gestures to speak. They are extremly cautious and are easily scared. When spotted, they will bare their teeth, while bringing their hand to chin level and twitter their fingers. This is thought to be a defence mechanism.

When i went walking through the woods, I was lucky enough to spot a gremlin mermaid.

gremlin mermaid by wdsk123 November 13, 2009

golden mermaid

It's the fish that always gets away. it's a bit of folklore. it's the biggest fish you've ever caught or the biggest one that always gets away. a fish story . You finally caught the golden mermaids. somewhat like the story of Moby Dick. Or Loch Ness old Nessie.

I went fishing with my best friend Ben and he almost caught HIS golden mermaid.

golden mermaid by seahawk seth March 11, 2015

jewish mermaid 

When some one is acting ungreatful, or like a brat. Can be used in a joking matter.

Person 1: dude Alex was acting like such a Jewish mermaid last night.
Person 2: yea, I know. I can't believe he flipped out on his mom over a sand which!

jewish mermaid by Kay Smitty May 29, 2016

Milky Mermaid 

A pregnant women with the abilities to produce fish milk via their breast area. Some also have fish like instincts and have a certain tuna smell south.

Yoo, u see that milky mermaid, she flawks on me all d an i ain fug wit it.

Milky Mermaid by SirSlammedUrBird January 18, 2021

kiss of the mermaid 

When there is too much water in the bong and you get some in your mouth.

*cough cough. Spit.*
Are you ok?
No i just got the kiss of the mermaid

kiss of the mermaid by HonkyThomas September 4, 2018

going mermaid 

An adult woman with no hair below the navel (because it's been shaved).

Amy only goes down on girls who are going mermaid.

going mermaid by Bonni Raine December 17, 2006

the mermaid 

you need three things a piece of rope, a fresh fish, and a ciggarett. step one tie her ankles together. step two rub the fish all over her naked body. step three fuck her any way you please. step four while your smoking your ciggarett you can think to yourself woy thats what it is like to fuck a mermaid.

i going out with a marine biologist and she let me give her the mermaid.

the mermaid by the law September 4, 2006