Fake Memories

When somebody tries to tell you a story or memory from the past but they change what happened, usually to favor them.

Nima: Rememebr when i beat you in smash?

Mikey: No I beat you and Navid
Navid: You got Fake Memories Mikey

by WinstonisChink March 27, 2019

memory of a cat

An Egyptian idiom referring to a person with an unusually sharp or clear memory, especially in a situation when the person would normally forget something.

Dude, I was so drunk last night, but I remember EVERYTHING!

Shoot, you must have the memory of a cat!

by squirrel_lover September 25, 2011

Pornographic memory

I started saying this about 20 years ago to make the girl's laugh. It's pretty self explanatory. Use it instead of photo. It's one of those words people look back at you, like "did he just say that?".

Of course I will remember, I have a pornographic memory!

by Tnutz May 24, 2023

Memory card

In terms of memory cards, there are many different types but they all do the same thing; store information. They just save your stuff. Whatever "your stuff" may be, pictures, music, documents, etc. It's just a small piece of plastic, with a tiny little computer part inside that knows how to keep your stuff when you tell it. Then, you can take that little card with you and use it on other computers and see the stuff that you saved.
Granted, if you've saved certain types of documents, like word processing or spreadsheets or any other type of document that was created with a specific type of software, before you can view it on another computer, you have to be sure that that software is installed on the next computer you use or else you wont' be able to open the document saved on your memory card.
If it's just pictures or certain types of music, then you should be fine. So just to sum it all up, a memory card just keeps your files safe for you and makes it possible for you to take those files with you where ever you go. Neat huh?!

Courtesy : Yahoo Answers

This can be an icredibly overwhelming topic to learn b/c of the many different types of memory cards available. Stick with it though and only read about the cards you want to learn about.

by mohammad.tauseef February 9, 2009

Your Memorial

A kickass christian progressive metal band from MN. Their unique sound is strictly for the hardcore :) They are gonna blow you away!

Alex: Yo Mike did you like that band i told you about?

Mike: Your Memorial?

Alex: Yeah d00d!

Mike: Dude they are so good :)

Alex: Yeah dude.

by Primo Skater April 12, 2009

boner memory

to remember someone you don't otherwise know when seeing a photo or hearing a description. one having boner memory will have their meories aided and enriched based on the fact that the subject of the memory gave them a sexual buzz.

Liz: Hey Casey I met a guy from your college on the net named Paul. Do you know him?

Casey: No. I don't think so.

Liz: Here's his photo. That's a guy I would definitely like to get in his funky undies!

Casey: Oh yeah, he is starting to look familiar!

Liz: HA HA! BONER MEMORY!

by Liz Mc October 2, 2007

dick memory

when your dick remembers a pussy; when your dick remembers a pussy, it comes adapt to THAT pussy. if your dick gets a different pussy, it will want to get THAT pussy from now on and it will forget about the first pussy.

Every dick has dick memory.

by 94capriceSS November 27, 2007