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People who like math do meth

"Ew that guy takes math class! Call the cops!"

by DarkDefinor September 12, 2018

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1. Short for mathematics, mostly used outside of the USA
2. Johnny Durham

You are maths, you know what I mean? You are like the physical embodiment of mathemathics.

by AVPMftw December 01, 2009

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A medley of orgasms. Man has to cum 4 different ways in one night with the same girl:

Mouth (blowjob)
Ass (cum on ass after vaginal intercourse or just good ol' anal)
Tits (titty fuck) <--- personal favorite

Hand (hand job)

The order does not matter although dudes and dudettes say the ideal scenario is HTMA

Example 1:

(lady passes by)
dude A: Hey dude B I'd love to math with her

by a math professor July 13, 2012

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A person's phone number. Apparently, if you're walking around the streets of Chicago, this is an appropriate definition.

"Hey baby, baby, psssst...psssst...yo ma', ma'...lemme get yo' math."

by Arelle Arghee September 24, 2008

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The subject used in highschools to prevent worthless morons who don't deserve to live from feeling like they are smart.
A task that can only not be completed by people without a fully functioning brain.
The subject in school that will actually get you a high paying job.

Since I didn't drop math I'll actually go to a good university

by Angela February 02, 2004

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