Shack mattress

A female that works for a (crack) shack that is available for sexual encounters for anyone at anytime for any price or product trade that does not care if they are friends with girlfriend/wife most the time will do it on the cuff

Shes a dope dealer dick hopping shack mattress.

by Jillian irene April 4, 2021

mouse mattress

A sanitary napkin, such as a kotex.

My girlfriend is on her period and left a box of mouse mattresses next to the toilet.

by Gruff457 August 19, 2021

mattress stealer

a girl who sleeps with sooo many guys tht she in theory steals there mattresses

omg angela totally is joey's mattress stealer

by blahblahblah554 March 27, 2010

mattress flipper

a bi-sexual biatch. Loves a stiff cock, but occasionally enjoys dining on the odd bearded clam.

"don't hook up with that toothless cock gobbler, I heard she's a mattress flipper"

by Jeff Russon January 8, 2005

Ass Mattress

Used to describe a person when "Asshole" just isnt enough

Jhonny: Fuck you
Peter: well fuck your mom!
Jhonny: Well you're an Ass Mattress

by EvetscipE February 14, 2010

Mattress Move

A move which a distressed man will perform while trying to fall asleep with a snoring partner. Generally persists of a firm but gentle shoving from the edge of the mattress to the floor by way of the legs. Usually results in heated argument.

MAN 1: "My wife was snoring like crazy last night. I had to pull a mattress move on her just to get some sleep. She ended up falling right off the bed."
MAN 2: "I bet the fight after was nasty....."

by laxislife19 December 18, 2008

mattress dominoes

a prank performed with mattresses and human beings lined up in a row and tipped over, causing an awesome chain reaction of falling mattresses

Our spring-break challenge is to do mattress dominoes all the way across Golden Gate Bridge.

dude we did mattress dominos in the dorm last night so awsome chek it on youtube

by kiph55 June 20, 2009