Williamsport, Maryland

Wee-ummz‐sport. A small town on your left river bank just past at Duck Island, coming down the Potomac on your float. Home of the river rats and wildcats and the founding area of steamers , the most desirable food at football games. This town strangely has its own accent not heard in the surrounding towns.

After we look at the Williamsport, maryland water tower can we float down to D.C?

by Rex power colt March 25, 2022

Maryland Senate

(n.) 3. The biggest waste of money

Did you get lucky after that expensive date? Nothing! It was a bigger waste of money than the Maryland Senate.

by House Kitten April 10, 2021

Maryland

Maryland is a Greek YouTuber most known for her Vlog videos.

Vlogmas is a video series showcasing Maryland's everyday life during the holiday season.

by niftythirty September 11, 2024

Maryland Haymaker

A Maryland Haymaker is the act of shitting into your own hand while nude, and throwing the excretion at your partner in sex, so that it explodes against them.

‘Yo. Susie gave me a Maryland Haymaker last night.’

“That’s sweet.”

by Madame Marcy August 14, 2025

Maryland Chicken Popsicle

The act in which a man inserts a wooden popsicle stick deep into his urethra, pretending it is a popsicle. Then they must have sexual intercourse in the anus of another individual (coating their penis in feces), after this they must pull out and quickly stick their “Chicken Popsicle” into a deep fryer to complete the process.

Kaymin are you down to make some Maryland Chicken Popsicles after the game?

by Leapstone October 10, 2025

Southern Maryland Stuffed Ham

The act of when 2 males are stuffing a SOMD slampig with various foods during sexual intercourse. The SOMD principal of "If it has a hole it has a goal" applies, the bigger the quantity of items stuffed, the better outcome.

Hey bro, I met this 350 pounder at Toots. She said she wanted to try something crazy. I'm on my way to your place with the Buffet Buster Susan to get a Southern Maryland stuffed ham going

by Soup Kitchen Sammy February 4, 2025

Maryland goodbye

Maryland goodbye: when gathering with a group, saying multiple goodbyes in various stages with new conversations in-between goodbyes. At the table, then standing by the table or front door of restaurant, then again outside of the restaurant. The total process takes a minimum of 15 minutes, there is no maximum time limit

Antonym: Irish Goodbye

I would have been home right after dinner, but I got caught up in a Maryland goodbye, and couldn't get out of there

by MattinMaryland May 31, 2024