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Maryland

The Old Line State. Maryland is a Mid-Atlantic state known for crabs, the Ravens, and the Chesapeake Bay. The state can be divided into 3. In the West are Conservatives that can be mistaken for being part of West Virginia. In the East are Conservatives of the Delmarva Peninsula. In the middle are the liberals of Baltimore and the D.C. suburbs. In presidential elections, Maryland is a safe democratic state. It has voted Democratic in every election since 1992. Maryland gives 10 electoral votes to the winner.
Maryland is the Old Line State.
by ThePoliticalSpectrum November 19, 2022
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Maryland Mousetrap

When you’re fucking a random chick up the ass and you attach a mousetrap to her clit before donkey punching her and making her piss and shit herself in the process
“I can’t believe Matthew went a gave Courtney a Maryland Mousetrap last night the slippery guy”
by Fuckknuckles June 2, 2022
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Williamsport, Maryland

Wee-ummz‐sport. A small town on your left river bank just past at Duck Island, coming down the Potomac on your float. Home of the river rats and wildcats and the founding area of steamers , the most desirable food at football games. This town strangely has its own accent not heard in the surrounding towns.
After we look at the Williamsport, maryland water tower can we float down to D.C?
by Rex power colt March 25, 2022
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Maryland

A total shithole where anyone who is Asian or LGBT won’t go a year without having a hate crime on them.
I heard Bob Chen got murdered by some heroin addict who hated Asians. Probably should’ve stayed out of Maryland.
by StormBread September 24, 2021
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Train to Maryland

When you and your homeboy successfully cone a female
by freaky.J September 28, 2021
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Maryland

Maryland is a Greek YouTuber most known for her Vlog videos.
Vlogmas is a video series showcasing Maryland's everyday life during the holiday season.
by niftythirty September 11, 2024
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Maryland Haymaker

A Maryland Haymaker is the act of shitting into your own hand while nude, and throwing the excretion at your partner in sex, so that it explodes against them.
‘Yo. Susie gave me a Maryland Haymaker last night.’

“That’s sweet.”
by Madame Marcy August 14, 2025
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