Majanojary

A word used when describing how stoned you are; where your majanojary is at is determined by how stoned you are. If you've got your majanojary, you're sober, if you're starting to lose it, you're getting stoned and if it's long gone. .you're really shot. It's complicated and easier to understand through reading the example.

A group of stoners smoking lots of green sitting in a car in a field just off the road in the middle of the countryside, nothing around but trees, hedgerows and grass, 2.30a.m.

Stoned Stoner 1: Look at that cloud above those trees, it looks like Osama Bin Laden! And that one looks a bit like Jesus. .and Elvis Presley-
Stoned Stoner 2: WTF is that over there in those woods!!!!!!!? Fuck there's someone there!!
Stoned Stoner 3: There's nothing there you wanker! You're fucked
Stoned Stoner 2: Yea but it looked like a man dressed all in black with a hood and purple eyes and. .yea ok I'm fairly cained.
Stoned Stoner 1: Me too. .my majanojary fucked off down the hill hours ago, and probably reached the bottom on joint number 17 of the evening!
Stoned Stoner 3: My majanojary is half way down the hill. Anyone got the lighter so I can spark this Bob and mine can get the rest of the way down and join yours?
Stoned Stoner 2:Err the lighter's fucked off down the hill too. .can't find it.

*Everyone looks for ligther*

by Superjimmeh February 17, 2009

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Majebious

An action or person that is REALLY unusual and abnormal. VERY suspisious and mysterious. Can descibe a person or an object which is generally odd.

That zombie is well majebious !!!

by Kid Jump March 1, 2010

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Majdal

Amazing Arab boy name. On the off chance that it is a girl's name, they are of Middle Eastern decent who mistake their ethnicity for being black or asian and are in serious need of a reality check.

Girl 1: "Where are you from majdal?"
Majdal: "I'm Asian"
Girl 1: "But you said you were black?"
Majdal: (with attitude) "Do I look black?"
Girl 2: Majdal what are you talking about you were born in the Middle East!
Majdal: ya... i know...I'm Asian

by ilovemajdal June 15, 2010

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majello

Girls that like a lot of boys while dating one of the cutest ones. Girls that don't actually love their boyfriends, while their boyfriends love them TOO MUCH. Usually over 150 lbs, wearing crop tops and short-shorts like there's no tomorrow. Her parents don't know about her boyfriend, and she's as stupid as a box of rocks, getting mostly C's and D's in school.

"Wow, that girl's such a majello, how dare she play SO many guys?"
"I don't know, but it runs in her family. All of them are majellos."

by Dalek 2.1.8 March 12, 2016

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majangus

a person who is blinded by their own false legacy/greatness, usually boastful about things they don't know about or aren't passionate for, but assume others like/want to talk about.

"Fucking majangus over here wont shut up about his new car"

by heartfuldodger August 6, 2016

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