Friend 1: Did you hear about Luke last night?
Friend 2: No! What happened?
Friend 1: He got really drunk and started acting the maggot in front of everyone!
Friend 2: No! What happened?
Friend 1: He got really drunk and started acting the maggot in front of everyone!
by Conzie July 22, 2016
Get the Acting the Maggot mug.A loathsome bottom-feeder. An individual that survives on what others throw away. Or, lives and thrives off of the decay of others.
Did you hear about that guy who took all the elderly peoples money in a scam?" "what a friggin maggot
by Hatinlife2k8 December 20, 2010
Get the Maggot mug.A person so contemptible and reprehensible an excuse of a human being that they are the equivalent of maggot excrement.
by nuit et jour December 6, 2018
Get the maggot shit mug.A man who grovels round the flange in the usually misguided hope that by prostrating himself he may be able to crawl his way into the dick ditch.
Usually a male feminist, see also mangina, who is prepared to sell out his own gender in order to obtain female approval.
Usually found sniffing round the ex's of higher sexual predators..
Usually a male feminist, see also mangina, who is prepared to sell out his own gender in order to obtain female approval.
Usually found sniffing round the ex's of higher sexual predators..
by Drex the Schizo November 15, 2007
Get the flange maggot mug.when a girl named maggie is giving you a blowjob and your push her head down further on to your penis and she gags on your dick.
Dan- "hey maggie wanna suck my dick"
Maggie- "yea sure, itll be fun"
(she proceeds to suck his dick)
Dan- "common bitch go deeep!"
(he pushes her head further down on his throbing cock)
Maggie- "BARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFMAGARF"
Dan- " WTF!!! why'd you maggag me???!?!?!?
Maggie- "no need to thank me, im just doin job....litteraly"
Maggie- "yea sure, itll be fun"
(she proceeds to suck his dick)
Dan- "common bitch go deeep!"
(he pushes her head further down on his throbing cock)
Maggie- "BARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFMAGARF"
Dan- " WTF!!! why'd you maggag me???!?!?!?
Maggie- "no need to thank me, im just doin job....litteraly"
by janeeners September 27, 2009
Get the maggag mug.1) n. Nickname for Margaret.
2) n. Commonly used dog's name. If your name is Maggie, chances are every person that ever meets you who happens to have a dog named Maggie (Which will be at least 25% of the people you meet in your life) will immediately reply with, "Oh. My dog's name is Maggie! How cute!" Because they think you A) Care and B) Also think this is "cute".
2) n. Commonly used dog's name. If your name is Maggie, chances are every person that ever meets you who happens to have a dog named Maggie (Which will be at least 25% of the people you meet in your life) will immediately reply with, "Oh. My dog's name is Maggie! How cute!" Because they think you A) Care and B) Also think this is "cute".
1) Newborn's mother: "I think I'll name her Margaret."
Friend: "You should call her Maggie for short."
2) Maggie: "Hi, I'm Maggie, nice to meet you."
Girl: "Oh! Your name is Maggie?! My dog's name is Maggie!"
Maggie: *in head: I don't give a fuck.* "That's nice. You should introduce me to her."
Friend: "You should call her Maggie for short."
2) Maggie: "Hi, I'm Maggie, nice to meet you."
Girl: "Oh! Your name is Maggie?! My dog's name is Maggie!"
Maggie: *in head: I don't give a fuck.* "That's nice. You should introduce me to her."
by Maggalaggadingdong August 27, 2006
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