Acting the Maggot 

Phrase originating from Limerick, Ireland. Acting the maggot means acting the fool or the idiot.

Friend 1: Did you hear about Luke last night?
Friend 2: No! What happened?
Friend 1: He got really drunk and started acting the maggot in front of everyone!

Acting the Maggot by Conzie July 22, 2016

Maggot 

A loathsome bottom-feeder. An individual that survives on what others throw away. Or, lives and thrives off of the decay of others.

Did you hear about that guy who took all the elderly peoples money in a scam?" "what a friggin maggot

Maggot by Hatinlife2k8 December 20, 2010

maggot shit 

A person so contemptible and reprehensible an excuse of a human being that they are the equivalent of maggot excrement.

Trump is such a maggot shit. He's not the maggot itself, he's its shit.

maggot shit by nuit et jour December 6, 2018

flange maggot

A man who grovels round the flange in the usually misguided hope that by prostrating himself he may be able to crawl his way into the dick ditch.
Usually a male feminist, see also mangina, who is prepared to sell out his own gender in order to obtain female approval.
Usually found sniffing round the ex's of higher sexual predators..

"Fuck me, that Martin creep is a right flange maggot.."

flange maggot by Drex the Schizo November 15, 2007

maggag

when a girl named maggie is giving you a blowjob and your push her head down further on to your penis and she gags on your dick.

Dan- "hey maggie wanna suck my dick"
Maggie- "yea sure, itll be fun"

(she proceeds to suck his dick)

Dan- "common bitch go deeep!"

(he pushes her head further down on his throbing cock)

Maggie- "BARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFMAGARF"
Dan- " WTF!!! why'd you maggag me???!?!?!?
Maggie- "no need to thank me, im just doin job....litteraly"

maggag by janeeners September 27, 2009

Maggie 

1) n. Nickname for Margaret.

2) n. Commonly used dog's name. If your name is Maggie, chances are every person that ever meets you who happens to have a dog named Maggie (Which will be at least 25% of the people you meet in your life) will immediately reply with, "Oh. My dog's name is Maggie! How cute!" Because they think you A) Care and B) Also think this is "cute".

1) Newborn's mother: "I think I'll name her Margaret."
Friend: "You should call her Maggie for short."

2) Maggie: "Hi, I'm Maggie, nice to meet you."
Girl: "Oh! Your name is Maggie?! My dog's name is Maggie!"
Maggie: *in head: I don't give a fuck.* "That's nice. You should introduce me to her."

Maggie by Maggalaggadingdong August 27, 2006

Maggie 

Meaning of perfection

You broke my heart Maggie

Maggie by Raphaël May 18, 2015