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macintosh

A computer owned by 1 out of every 1000 computer users. Made to look "pretty" by design, but really has no functionality other than graphic & video editing equipment. Cannot run much of anything, especially no decent games or software.
"Before you give me any further computer instruction, please take note that I have a Macintosh, so in essence, I can probably do nothing you intend on telling me to do."
by joey July 15, 2008
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macintosh

1. An expensive chunk of shiny metal and plastic.
2. An expensive paperweight
You paid $3000 for a Macintosh? I built a PC for $800 that can kick its ass and it STILL looks better.
by mikm July 28, 2008
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I got my mom a macintosh.
by bkdouble October 5, 2006
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Macintosh

Starting in 1984 with Apple's Macintosh 128k, the Macintosh computers from Apple are very successful. Many things were changed, however; the CPU was from Motorola's 680xx to IBM's PowerPC to the now current Intel. The Macintoshes use a proprietary OS called Mac OS, which cannot be installed onto a regular computer due to Apple restricting it.
Macintosh computers, in my opinion, are well made.
by tyirujty January 5, 2010
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Macintrash

A word that best describes a Mac or Macintosh "computer" because they are not good and suck. A Mac that belongs in the Trash thus, Mac In Trash.
That isn't a computer, it's a Macintrash!
by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009
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macintosh

a piece of shit computer that is not compatible with most games.
lol look at john trying to download that mmorpg on a macintosh/mac its not compatabe, what a fool
by josh bernard November 4, 2006
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MacFuck

What you call it when engaging in hard sexual intercourse with the disk drive of a macbook. Can often end in an i-Jizz. This is the only way ever reported cause of a mac crashing. It can also unfortunately. void the warranty.
Harry stop having a MacFuck with your stupid MacBook, Its not even that hot. Its Tiger for fuck's sake. You are ramming an old man. You want some young Leopard pussy like me ;)
by Tommy Harrisons January 11, 2009
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