Minecraft

A game that protects people from losing their virginity.

Minecraft saved me from doing 69!

by xIntensity November 8, 2019

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Minecraft

The most nostalgic game ever that brings back childhood memories.

Dear Minecraft,

Thank you for making us very excited -
*when we building a dirt house
*when we killed a mob
*when we got excited over finding a diamond ore

Thank you for making our childhoods the best ones we could ever had.

-A former Minecraft fan

by A Minecraft fan April 1, 2019

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(Adjective) If your day was Minecraft, that means you played Minecraft all day.

Bob: How was your day?
Jim: It was Minecraft! How was yours?

by fatherdickmas December 30, 2020

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Minecraft

it’s not a game; it’s a lifestyle

Person 1: MOB SO ICY, WONDER WHY THEY KILL ME, I’M JUST MINING
Person 2: hell yeah it’s Minecraft my nibba

by Miningwitabedsheet October 17, 2019

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Minecraft

A cheap drug in which you build and remove blocks to make awe inspiring structures. Its more addictive than heroin.

Mother: What are you doing in your room? You've been in here for 2 hours, you're not jerking off are you?
Son: No, shut the fuck up I'm playing Minecraft

by BlackShakespeare February 11, 2021

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