A person who lacks the full understanding or knowledge of a fictional work's established lore. Often used on internet forums by nerds to attack the personal opinions of someone with whom they are disagreeing, or used against people that clearly have no idea about a fictional work but are happy to opine as if they do.
An adaptation on the suffix -let, akin to manlet, or brainlet.
An adaptation on the suffix -let, akin to manlet, or brainlet.
Person 1 - There's no way Batman would deliberately not save someone just so he didn't have to break his one rule.
Person 2 - Try actually reading the comics you fucking lorelet.
Person 2 - Try actually reading the comics you fucking lorelet.
by IcantintoUrbanDictionary March 27, 2020
Get the Lorelet mug.Lorenzo is a laid back typa guy and doesn’t give many fucks. He might in the inside but doesn’t show it. He doesn’t get attatched easily, but once he does, he doesn’t let go. He’s sporty and smart, and is different from most guys. Lots of girls like him, but he probably doesn’t care for them back. He’s loyal and determined, and you don’t regret getting to know him. He always seems stone cold but is loving on the inside.
You like lorenzo? Good luck.. he doesn’t like anybody really..
Lorenzo’s a god at sports
Have you seen lorenzo? He’s so cool...
Lorenzo’s a god at sports
Have you seen lorenzo? He’s so cool...
by kookiekutter May 24, 2019
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An expression of contempt directed at the point which the fiction of a story strains credibility and fans are no longer able to suspend their disbelief. This generally happens in a sequel or spin off product set within the fictional license.
Midichlorians in Star Wars, Draenei dimensional ships sabotaged by Blood Elf paladins in World of Warcraft. "I used to really be into Starwars until the explained how jedis got their powers. Such lorelol."
by Captain Cursor January 31, 2007
Get the lorelol mug.To perform the Lorenzo Von Matterhorn, here's what you'll need: basic knowledge of website design and a very unique fake name. So, think of your fake name right now. Have you got it? Good.
Now, select your target, preferably a girl with a real nice phone.
The dialogue that follows should go something like this.
You: "Yeah. It's me."
Girl: "Do I know you?"
You: "I'm Lorenzo Von Matterhorn."
Girl: "Are you, like, famous, or something?"
You: "Yes... You really don't know who I am, do you? What a refreshing change of pace. Nice to meet you..."
Girl: "Shelley."
You: "Shelley. Once again, I'm Lorenzo Von Matterhorn. Spelled like it sounds: two t's. Lorenzo. Von Matterhorn. Ciao."
Then, as soon as you're gone, she gets out her phone and does an internet search for Lorenzo Von Matterhorn. And that's when she discovers a series of fake websites, all devoted to the incredible life of Lorenzo Von Matterhorn. There's a fake business article about Lorenzo, the reclusive billionaire. The fake explorers club newsletter describing his balloon trip to the North Pole as a feat of pure daring and imagination. The fake medical journal featuring a heart-breaking story of doctors telling him penis reduction surgery isn't an option. And by the time you get back...
You: "Hi. Shelley, uh, I hate to be forward, but can I buy you a cup of coffee?"
Girl: "Yes! Please."
You: "What does coffee go for these days? Fifty dollars?"
Girl: "Oh, Lorenzo."
And it is on.
Now, select your target, preferably a girl with a real nice phone.
The dialogue that follows should go something like this.
You: "Yeah. It's me."
Girl: "Do I know you?"
You: "I'm Lorenzo Von Matterhorn."
Girl: "Are you, like, famous, or something?"
You: "Yes... You really don't know who I am, do you? What a refreshing change of pace. Nice to meet you..."
Girl: "Shelley."
You: "Shelley. Once again, I'm Lorenzo Von Matterhorn. Spelled like it sounds: two t's. Lorenzo. Von Matterhorn. Ciao."
Then, as soon as you're gone, she gets out her phone and does an internet search for Lorenzo Von Matterhorn. And that's when she discovers a series of fake websites, all devoted to the incredible life of Lorenzo Von Matterhorn. There's a fake business article about Lorenzo, the reclusive billionaire. The fake explorers club newsletter describing his balloon trip to the North Pole as a feat of pure daring and imagination. The fake medical journal featuring a heart-breaking story of doctors telling him penis reduction surgery isn't an option. And by the time you get back...
You: "Hi. Shelley, uh, I hate to be forward, but can I buy you a cup of coffee?"
Girl: "Yes! Please."
You: "What does coffee go for these days? Fifty dollars?"
Girl: "Oh, Lorenzo."
And it is on.
Did you see that? Barney totally just pulled off The Lorenzo Von Matterhorn. He's bringing the girl up to his room right now!
by lilypotter56 April 19, 2011
Get the The Lorenzo Von Matterhorn mug.A Canadian-born redhead descended from an Irish family. Born February 17 1957.
An exceptional singer/songwriter/composer and person who makes the most of her status in life to help those in need.
Plays multiple insutruments including the harp and accordian.
Unlike almost all celebrities, she is her own person and puts her own life before the material things.
An inspirational woman in whom everyone could look up to.
An exceptional singer/songwriter/composer and person who makes the most of her status in life to help those in need.
Plays multiple insutruments including the harp and accordian.
Unlike almost all celebrities, she is her own person and puts her own life before the material things.
An inspirational woman in whom everyone could look up to.
"Excuse me, do you have any Loreena McKennitt CD's? NO!? Well you bloody well should - where have you BEEN? Ohhh so you only have mainstream....rightio .... O go jump!"
by LolaBunny June 10, 2004
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2 . Hitman - Well known in Poland
3 . polish synonyme for "Don Juan"
2 . Hitman - Well known in Poland
3 . polish synonyme for "Don Juan"
1. Oh your such a lorex.
by CieN April 23, 2006
Get the Lorex mug.The weirdest girl you’ll ever meet but she never fails to make people around her smile. She’s the definition of beauty on inside and out. She’s the funniest and the most loyal person you’ll ever meet. But she lowkey a freak when you least expect it.
by Kevin52048 July 18, 2018
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