Ride the Lightning

Ride the Lightning: a song by Metallica that will never be played by kidz bop
Guy 1: hearing 'Guilty as charged
But damn it, it ain't right
There is someone else controlling me"

guy 2: nope, there is no way in a kazillion years that Kidz bop will ever cover ride the lightning song
by Nukes.io February 21, 2020
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Chicago lightning

Dated american slang phrase to refer to bullets or gunfire.
"Thanks, friend; but you're wasting your time. You better warn Crocker. If that louse makes a play for me, he'll get hit with Chicago lightning!" from the book The hard-boiled omnibus (1952) by Joseph Thompson Shaw.
by FalcoMeyster January 22, 2023
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lightning spear

When two guys are participating in anal coitus; and the pitcher tazers the catcher while yelling "lightning spear!"
"Lightning spear!"

"Ugh, I wish Terry and Jerry would get a quieter hobby"
by Mr. Poopy Butthole April 16, 2016
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Lightning Thighs

these are thighs that are NOT "thunder thighs" but the girl thinks she has them, but they are not
a skinny girl that thinks she has thunder thighs but she really doesn't, she actually has lightning thighs
by Rynosaurous July 27, 2009
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Ride the Lightning

Quite the album. Except for one song, all of them are quality. The exception is Fight Fire With Fire. Ya. In my opinion tied for Metallica's second best album with the black album, and behind Master of Puppets. However, It has my two fave Metallica songs being Fade to Black and For Whom the Bell Tolls. But all of the songs are amazin, you just never listen to them. The title song is amazin.
Flash before my eyes, now its time to die!
--Ride the Lightning (the title song)
by METAL HEALTH! November 18, 2005
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Lightning Bolt

A bowel movement so long that it touches bottom without finishing, in the manner that a normal lightning bolt connects the sky and the ground.
<Abnormalboy> and then zeus shat a lightning bolt.
<Carface> I did that today, felt like I was passing a baby. Then there was naught but a tower of poo.
by Carzand March 04, 2007
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White Lightning

When you're gettin head from a lady and you pull out at the last moment without fair warning and jizz right in her fukin face. All she sees is dat der White Lightning.
You should of seen the WHITE LIGHTNING treatment I gave Ann the other day, soon as I was ready to blast I pulled outta her mouth and sprayed her like a fire hydrant, she never saw it cumin LOL right in the fukin face! BOOM HEAD SHOT PROTEINS EVERYWHERE MAN
by Francesco Dellamorte August 09, 2010
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