Leaky Penis Syndrome 

Typically occurs while drinking alcohol for a bit and breaking the seal, and then ejaculating. The sensation feels as if the subject must keep urinating even after previously urinating. Once the subject becomes tired of waiting for all the urine to come out, he proceeds to pull up his pants and leave the bathroom, only for his penis to leak urine drop by drop into his underwear, while causing a slight burning sensation in the tip of the penis. The subject immediately returns to the bathroom, only to urinate a tiny drop or stream, repeating the process over and over until about an hour after he stops drinking alcohol and/or ejaculating.

Guy: We totally shouldn't have fucked just now.

Girl: What the fuck does that mean?

Guy: We've been drinking all night. Now I have Leaky Penis Syndrome, you dumb cunt.

Leaky Penis Syndrome by Black Tony May 16, 2009

Anal Leakage 

The unexpected or unwanted oozing, seeping, or dripping of foul-smelling substances from a tightly clenched anus. Such substances may have been produced by the body attached to the anus or may have been introduced by another body unattached to the aforementioned anus. Such seepage may also be accompanied by an expulsion of gas (see also shart).

Pam's anal leakage smelled worse than Elizabeth New Jersy and really wrecked that dinner with her boyfriend.

Anal Leakage by binkboy February 12, 2006

Leaky Tuesdays 

The term "Leaky Tuesdays" is used to describe an unexpected and unpleasant slow trickle of watered down semen from the male genitals.

Man, Steven is really having the Leaky Tuesdays.

Leaky Tuesdays by TheYellowBrickRoad January 30, 2017

Leakstepia 

When you are leaking out of every hole

hello this Dr. Poki, i'd like to deliver a voicemail doctor's note. confirming that fed is indeed sick with a case of 'leakstepia.' where he is just leaking out of every hole. and because of such... he must be relieved of any duties that he has today. aside from... you know... the doodies coming out of his butt hole 'cause he's leaking everywhere. thank you for your time in consideration

Leakstepia by Nova_music November 26, 2019

Leaky Beaky 

When your nose is running due to excessive cocaine use.

Dan realized that shitty booger sugar tends to give him a leaky beaky.

Leaky Beaky by LTDB February 16, 2021

Leakin 

Traditionally, Leakin means poor, penniless, without wisdom, and without worldly possessions or power.

In the Pimpin Game, leakin means virtually the same thing. It represents when a low-level wannabe pimp has lost the couple of women that he/she was trying to turn out.

Luke Warm: "Man, I'm gotta get my ho's back. They can't leave me!"

J. Rue Perrou: "Tighten yourself up, git you some new vines, and get your game right Vic!
Yourself you need to be tweakin, 'cause you be Leakin!"

Leakin by Knowledge Doctor August 16, 2008

Leaky Cheeks 

To cry and complain. To have wet cheeks from crying.

Andrew had those leaky cheeks when he got kicked off the team.

Leaky Cheeks by Iron "Sid The Kid" Mike January 4, 2013