A smart, down to earth girl, who would you would be lucky to have in your life. Gives amazing advice but never follows it herself. Not quick to trust others, and tends to keep to herself . She can be extremely self-conscious, but if someone gives her crap, she isn’t afraid to defend herself savagely
Beautiful, with a unique sense of style. Has all the looks of Aphrodite, the wisdom of Athena and the independence and leadership of Artemis
Her passion for knowledge and success far outweighs her need for close relationships, but she is smart enough to hold onto those she deems worthy of her affection
Loves travelling and adventure but loves reading and listening to music at home just as much
When she is upset she doesn’t want people to know because it makes her feel powerless and weak and she is an independent person.
She doesn’t need a man in her life but if she meets one worthy of her affection, she knows not to let him go
Any guy would be lucky to have a Lauren in their life
She will go far in life
Beautiful, with a unique sense of style. Has all the looks of Aphrodite, the wisdom of Athena and the independence and leadership of Artemis
Her passion for knowledge and success far outweighs her need for close relationships, but she is smart enough to hold onto those she deems worthy of her affection
Loves travelling and adventure but loves reading and listening to music at home just as much
When she is upset she doesn’t want people to know because it makes her feel powerless and weak and she is an independent person.
She doesn’t need a man in her life but if she meets one worthy of her affection, she knows not to let him go
Any guy would be lucky to have a Lauren in their life
She will go far in life
by DIY September 23, 2018
Damnnn Lauren has it all
by Bobsbugsbegonthots March 24, 2019
Lauren is an extremely complicated girl. You may think she is into you, I can guarantee you are probably wrong. Many may believe this because her kind, playful personality is often misconstrued as flirting. Lauren is into older men and has already got her eye set on someone. She is also a fiery red-head who upsets easily, but forgives with a little persuading. If you are considering making a Lauren your friend, just make sure the fact that EVERYONE likes her won’t annoy you. She herself is a great friend, but the way she acts around men won’t make her appear so.
by iamsodoneeveryistwkwn June 30, 2019
First popularized by Betty Jean Perske, who used Lauren Bacall as her stage name.
Laurel - Crowned.
Generally smart, caring, loyal, intelligent, funny, and hardworking. A bit hardheaded at times.
Laurel - Crowned.
Generally smart, caring, loyal, intelligent, funny, and hardworking. A bit hardheaded at times.
by Swim1686 November 20, 2006
A gracious and pleasant young woman with refined tastes and a high degree of class. An accomplished individual who has knowledge that spans a significant number of subjects, the taste to choose her clothes and furnishings carefully, and who has a particular interest in and aptitude for writing and photography. Lauren is someone who enjoys board games with her friends and listening to hits from the 80s, and who doesn't get shitty when people make repeated unflattering reference to her ginger complexion. She is, in short, the kind of person many would be happy to know and call a friend or partner.
Or so you might think, meeting her for the first time. Use your Astounding Powers of Observation to see through her cunningly cultivated exterior, however, and the truth about Lauren turns out to be entirely different.
Lauren is in fact, despite her conservative garb and the innocent appearance she cultivates, an Evil and Depraved Person. She is also, almost certainly, a Witch. Beneath her pale, fragile exterior lurks a sinister soul that loves playing Bananagrams with her friends, harbours a twisted appreciation for Bob Ross, and possesses an unironic fondness for cats. She probably occupies her time casting spells on people and, if chucked in a lake, would probably float like a duck.
Hence Lauren is, all things told, in fact an Evil Nefarious Being. Everyone else has it wrong about her. Avoid Lauren if you're not someone who's providentially resistant to her charms and spells!
Or so you might think, meeting her for the first time. Use your Astounding Powers of Observation to see through her cunningly cultivated exterior, however, and the truth about Lauren turns out to be entirely different.
Lauren is in fact, despite her conservative garb and the innocent appearance she cultivates, an Evil and Depraved Person. She is also, almost certainly, a Witch. Beneath her pale, fragile exterior lurks a sinister soul that loves playing Bananagrams with her friends, harbours a twisted appreciation for Bob Ross, and possesses an unironic fondness for cats. She probably occupies her time casting spells on people and, if chucked in a lake, would probably float like a duck.
Hence Lauren is, all things told, in fact an Evil Nefarious Being. Everyone else has it wrong about her. Avoid Lauren if you're not someone who's providentially resistant to her charms and spells!
1.
A: Hey Charles, was really sorry to hear you've not been able to find any work and that your car and belongings have been repossessed- are you alright?
B: No need to pretend to care, Lauren. No one else does, and at any rate I don't care what others think. I know thee for what thou truly art, false-hearted enchantress!
A: ... Ok wait, wha-
B: WITCH!
2.
A: I get it; I have red hair. But-
B: WITCH!
3.
A: I don't quite see why you think I'm a witch though. Are you quite certain you've taken your medica-
B: Doesn't matter Lauren if I've taken my meds; not relevant. WITCH!
4.
A: Alright Charles, you win. I see there's no deceiving such a skilled observer of the carnival that is life as yourself. I admit it: I am a witch. Tell me, what gave me away?
B: Thou needn't be too hard on thyself, Lauren. People are always saying that I see things that no one else sees. The wart upon thy nose gave thee away
A: Oh. Huh. Indeed. Just one thing though- I, er, don't have a wart on my nose?
B: Look; whatever, Lauren. Inquisiting Discernerer that I am, some things I just know, ok? Good. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've a salamander I need to feed slices of broiled pineapple to, whilst dancing a jig by the fulgent light of the waning gibbous moon. Go thy ways, weird woman. Aroint thee!
A: Hey Charles, was really sorry to hear you've not been able to find any work and that your car and belongings have been repossessed- are you alright?
B: No need to pretend to care, Lauren. No one else does, and at any rate I don't care what others think. I know thee for what thou truly art, false-hearted enchantress!
A: ... Ok wait, wha-
B: WITCH!
2.
A: I get it; I have red hair. But-
B: WITCH!
3.
A: I don't quite see why you think I'm a witch though. Are you quite certain you've taken your medica-
B: Doesn't matter Lauren if I've taken my meds; not relevant. WITCH!
4.
A: Alright Charles, you win. I see there's no deceiving such a skilled observer of the carnival that is life as yourself. I admit it: I am a witch. Tell me, what gave me away?
B: Thou needn't be too hard on thyself, Lauren. People are always saying that I see things that no one else sees. The wart upon thy nose gave thee away
A: Oh. Huh. Indeed. Just one thing though- I, er, don't have a wart on my nose?
B: Look; whatever, Lauren. Inquisiting Discernerer that I am, some things I just know, ok? Good. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've a salamander I need to feed slices of broiled pineapple to, whilst dancing a jig by the fulgent light of the waning gibbous moon. Go thy ways, weird woman. Aroint thee!
by Charlemagne1993 August 21, 2020
A Lauren is someone who means the world to you, she is a clumsy, hilarious, cute, and very self-conscious girl. But she always has a smile on her face even when she is under the weather she will put on a fake one. A Lauren is someone you must keep in your life. If you have one you are a very lucky person.
Person 1: I'm kinda jealous of you Lauren, you're so pretty and smart.
Lauren: Really? I never feel like it, but thanks!
Lauren: Really? I never feel like it, but thanks!
by noodle_💛 November 30, 2020