A professional driver with horrible luck regarding his vehicle. The individual is routinely subject to flat tires, broken axles, engine fires, etc through no fault of his own. Himself and any passengers always walk away from the catastrophe unscathed, however.
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To vomit. Usually in reaction to waking up next to someone far uglier than who you went to bed with.
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Get the Launch mug.The act of first putting on a winter jacket, assless chaps, and a bandana place firmly around the penis (on a male). First you have to meet a rabid penguin named Larry, fuck him until his asshole falls off and your nut sack turns into slippery mush, hense causing your cum to blast off on Larry's left ass cheek, hence called the swamp launcher.
Larry: What the fuck?
Me: sorry.. premature ejaculation.
Larry: Why is there cum glazed on my left ask cheek.?
Me: Well, Antarctican Swamp Launcher.. BITCH ASS NIGGO
Me: sorry.. premature ejaculation.
Larry: Why is there cum glazed on my left ask cheek.?
Me: Well, Antarctican Swamp Launcher.. BITCH ASS NIGGO
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