KARTOFEL

Is actually German for POTATO, but can be used to indicate that the person you are calling 'Kartofel' is stupid or has no clue

He/she is such a KARTOFEL!

by Garrett Wintergreen July 29, 2008

Kart

v. - when lips are locked in passion and the anus loosens to release a puff of air

What was that Daniel?

Oh, um.... it was the dog.

Liar! You just farted while kissing me!

No, I just karted your ass

by LOSTKIWI May 19, 2010

karthic

An eccentric male who is normally skinny and sexy. He possesses a large penis who he likes to show off when intoxicated how far he can pull his foreskin. The gift of flexible foreskin hives him the ability to penetrate girls deeper which induces orgasms. His projectile sperm can reach his monitor from his computer chair. You normally find them in lowered sports cars with girls waving to him everywhere. He can beat you in Halo 3.

fuck, that guy just picked up that hot chick!" "He must be a Karthic

by (o)___(O) August 9, 2010

Karthik

Stupid as fuck

Ayo karthiks drinking the gasoline.

by Sodonim April 13, 2022

Mario Karted

A special event that occurs normally in Mario kart where one drops from one place to another. This event can be applied to other scenarios outside of Mario kart as well

Jeorge: Wow, Billy really got Mario karted!

by Mario kart scientist January 24, 2019

kartkurd

The sound your feet make when walking on snow.

Last night Arezu was chased through the snow by a sick blind dog named Apo. The village elder says that the dog only caught her because of the kartkurd she made while trying to escape through the snow.

by proudauthority September 25, 2014

kartma

Cosmic credit gained by putting your or others' shopping carts into the shopping cart return, or lost by leaving your shopping cart in a parking space or, worse, in the way of drivers.

Sophia earned major kartma today when she returned all the shopping carts in the parking lot to the cart return.

by AAvian January 2, 2015