Knee Mail

Prayer to GOD. What someone in a time consumed world would do to expidite matters.

In this world of electronica, GOD still answers all knee mail.

by Steven M. SykeS July 23, 2006

Boulder-Knee

A knee afflicted with inflammatory arthritis.

Shaun: Holy Shit, what's that Rick?
Rick: That'd just be my Boulder-Knee son.

by TrunkKid October 8, 2006

The Walden Knee

n. The position that Ben "The Cig" Walden did while on the Stratford Academy football team between the years of 2004 and 2007. The "knee", as people call it, is still there today, cemented to the Eagle Field in remembrance of the gifted athlete.

"Everyone should do what Ben is doing over there. Yes, he is in the position of The Walden Knee."

by Devotie65 January 31, 2010

Be-Knee-mick

Excepting God In Ur Life - But Through Comedy.

Preist - 'I Bless Thou with this Holy Water, Concentrate & Stop Vue'ing that butterz square batty, bitch'...
Family Members - 'So&So is so fucking Be-Knee-Mick'!

by ReignOnTheParade September 6, 2009

knee trembler

A fast and furious act of sex in an alley way close to a nighclub or bar. Normally unfulfilled due to coitus interuptus from other couples attempting a knee trembler or a sudden onset of brewers droop or being moved on by the Police.

We had a quick knee trembler but the coppers chased us of before I copped off.

by yobeens September 17, 2004

Pig Knees

When a humans cartilage decides it hates its life so it has to be replaced with pig bits. Side effects involve casual oinking, developing cravings for swill and the occasional urge to hunt for truffles.

"Hey, do you smell bacon?"
"Oh that's just old Pig Knees over there, he's just come back from a run."

"Does anyone know if Chris is coming?"
"Yeah he's outside at the moment, rolling around in the muck...he just hasn't been the same since he got those pig knees."

by Dan Collette October 25, 2017

SHELBY'S KNEES

A PERSON WHO HAS LITTLE OR NO KNEES OR STRAIGHT LEGS.
NORMALLY BEN FINGLAND'S GIRLFRIEND AND ARE NEVER VERY SEXY AT ALL.
UGLY AND STUPID, PEOPLE WITH SHELBY'S KNEES ARE ALSO KNOWN AS KINGS OR QUEENS OF VIRGINITY

SHE'S FLAT AND FAT AND SHE'S GOT SHELBY'S KNEES
LET ME LICK YOUR STRAIGHT LEGS OR SHELBY'S LEGS

by teddypuppy February 27, 2017