Exhausted Kitten Complex occurs when a person is woken up from a deep sleep but their mind isn't fully awake. Symptoms include, but are not limited to; feeling weak as a three day old kitten, being too tired to put the fear of God into the person who woke them up, and mumbling incoherently. Warning: People who experience Exhausted Kitten Complex may be unable to open their eyes to their full capacity giving them that slant-eyedcat look, which may cause them to bump into walls and/or furniture. If a person appears to be doing a bad Asian impersonation please proceed with caution.
"My mom woke me up at five o'clock this morning for no apparent reason."
"Dang! I bet you got mad! Did you put the fear of God into her for waking you up?"
"No. I wanted to but my Exhausted Kitten Complex kicked in and all I could do was mumble incoherently. After watching me run into the furniture several times she apologized for waking me up and told me that perhaps I needed to go back to sleep."
"Dang! I bet you got mad! Did you put the fear of God into her for waking you up?"
"No. I wanted to but my Exhausted Kitten Complex kicked in and all I could do was mumble incoherently. After watching me run into the furniture several times she apologized for waking me up and told me that perhaps I needed to go back to sleep."
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1) To be amazed at an event, usually appalled or disgusted by it.
2) To find yourself in a strange or frightening situation.
1) To be amazed at an event, usually appalled or disgusted by it.
2) To find yourself in a strange or frightening situation.
1) When Jenny gave me a blumpkin I started shittin' kittens. (pardon the pun).
2) I was shittin' kittens when the cop asked if I had any yay.
2) I was shittin' kittens when the cop asked if I had any yay.
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Get the kitten fister mug.The embodiment of pure evil. Most breeds have sharp talons on each foot, fangs sharp enough to sever a head, a tail powerful enough to break a human in half, and can breath fire. Thought to be of the Felis catus family (which became extinct 25 trillion years ago), they are however, a completely different species most likely not of this earth. Known best for the uncanny ability to garner as much attention and affection from everything around it for no apparent reason other than to entrance the viewer into falling at its every whim. It is not known how or why kittens possess this ability, and is a big controversial topic in today's society. Research has shown some evidence supporting the idea of this "Death Gaze" as a way to extract a portion of it's victims soul for sustenance. Once the kitten has reached it's critical soul threshold, it then encases itself in a cocoon of human baby flesh and emerges a full grown beast we know as a cat. This new body that this "cat" possesses is so immensely powerful, they become lazy bastards, eating every conceivable thing in sight, sleeping on neighbors cars, and only wants attention when it needs to recharge by collecting more human souls.
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