kit dick

Extreme penis shrinkage cause by a combination of cycling shorts and the seat

After a long ride Larry noticed he was suffering from kit dick when he couldn't find his junk

by BrownsvilleBob May 17, 2016

Kit-Kat

Putting chocolate on one's dick before receiving oral sex

Yo this girl gave me a great Kit-kat when I was a Chet's party

by bgihg3hg October 27, 2010

body kit

A persons face, mouth, or body. Commonly used in conjunction with custom.

Yo that bitch is custom, she must have paid extra for that body kit.

by That guy located in December 28, 2005

Kit-Kat

Brown fingers. the remenants of ass mungling

Robx had a kit-Kat after taking a space ship through the ring of Uranus.

by callin' robster a twat October 8, 2004

Spurs Kit

Cockney rhyming slang for Shit (cack, poo, crap, turd)

Derived from ghastly team uniform of a very poor quality soccer team in the English Premier League called Tottenham Hotspurs a.k.a Spurs.

There is no way I’m taking that job, it’s Spurs Kit.

Woman: Do you like this dress?
Man: No, my darling. I'm afraid it is Spurs Kit.

by Notorious O.T March 17, 2004

kitted

from a 50 cent song about killing

I'm in that coupe phantom and bodies kittted

by ne March 6, 2005

drum kit

The correct way to say "drum set"

When Terry was a kid, his mom bought him a drum set from Sears. Now he is all grown up and plays a drum kit! Well he used to play a drum kit, but now it sits in storage while his leet drumming skillz go to waste.

by Neil Peart July 20, 2006