Kismass

Respectful way of telling Kiss my ass when in a holy site in the august presence of religiously sensitive people and in the absence of sensible reporters, so that you could say the nasty thing faking it sound like a religiously acceptable expression.

This way you get praised for cussing someone publicly and keep your constituency intact.

The credit goes to ... Rick Gorka and his boss Mitt Romney performing in Poland for inspiring me to shove this term in here.

If only I had had the inspiration earlier, I could have saved poor Ricks job, assuming that he regularly refers to Urban Dictionary for inspiration.

Rick: " Kismass! This is a holy site! Show some respect!"

by Fake Pudit August 4, 2012

kisar

To fuck something up beyond belief.

Moe: "hey did you hear about what happened in chernobyl?"

Firas: "yeah! Someone must have kisared the plant real bad."

by Lilmu88 December 31, 2014

kismat

a problem with no apparent solution

when a guy loves 6 girls, it's a problem but when 6 girls love 1 guy, it's a kismat

by Sexydimma February 21, 2015

kissak

A person who has a lot of dirty minds. Mostly these peoples don't have a lot of friends, but think everyone likes him/her. He/she also wonders why...

I know a pretty girl, but she's a real kissak!!

by Bosser_98 August 5, 2016

kismat

a problem with no apparent solution

when a guy loves 6 girls, it's a problem but when 6 girls love 1 guy, it's a kismat

by Sexydimma October 10, 2016

kisaka

Kisaka is an awesome person. You would never want to be on his bad side. He has amazing skill on a pitch. He has lots of friends and is a caring person. His hair has the best look.

Bring a Kisaka is the best thing in the world

by Shfsyhhfdygdt November 20, 2016

Kisa

The most awesome place on earth. Kisa is a small town located in the south of Sweden. Here we have lots of volvos and lots of sladdspår.

I just went to Kisa and had a double cheese at Frendo.

by TheCoolCarGuy January 5, 2017