Kiddie Crack

Code word used by adults for Pixy Stix, Pop Rocks, Kool-Aid, and Giant Pixy Stix. Any sugary candy kids love.

Yo, they're selling kiddie crack 2 for 5. Stock up, man.

by BabydollDame22 September 02, 2016

kiddie porn

illegal shit. Kid having s*x with a another kid or adult having s*x with a kid. It is similar to lolicon and shotacon.

kiddie porn is so damn disgusting. why the fuck would u search up a kid having *** with another kid or adult?

by igotitallHANDLED June 08, 2022

kiddy catcher

A guy usually about 6foot with short/medium black greasy hair.
makes young girls and children do things they don't understand.
has many catch phrases "do you want to see my labrador puppies"
"would you like some sweeties little boy"
"suck that lollipop or the nasty men will hurt you"

usually drives a volvo

"Ben's cock was tickeld by the kiddy catcher, he asked ben if he would like some sweets, he made ben do things he didnt understand. ben has a cock nose"

by hallyconetoothree May 02, 2008

fxp-kiddie

1.) Someone with no penis, that the only way they get pleasure is by fxping something and winning a race since they can never ever pleasure a girl.

1.)
person 1:
OMG, i just fxped that new release, im so cool
person2:
No your not, your just a nerd with no penis.

by fxpislame October 02, 2003

swimming in the kiddie pool

When you prowl for and hook up with people younger than you

Carlie "I love highschool boys"
Laura "Me too, let's go swimming in the kiddie pool tonight!"
Carlie "We can invite Louie, Brian and Dustin"

by cougartown1357 July 05, 2010

AOL kiddie speak

"Speaking" online only using speech like "I have 1 4 U!" and "U R my friend!!!!!!!!!111111111111"

by MoonKnight December 17, 2002

Kiddie Cocaine

Powdered candy (Like Pixie Sticks) or certain hard candies grinded into powder (Like SweetTarts) used for snorting.

Everyone thought Ryan was a badass because he snorted lines at last night's party, little did they know it was just white kiddie cocaine.

by 101 Samurais November 02, 2011