karnell

A Karnell, essentially, is the real life hellspawn of Bill Cosby and Samuel Jackson. With an unquenchable thirst for pussy, yet nothing to show for it, he surely is the crankin' master, and a marvel to science itself. Easily angered, it's natural habitat is somewhere in front of a screen, or in the woods of Tennesse searching for his lost booty queen. A well known sodomite booty warrior, he often gets close to his prey, who seem to get scared off within mere moments of the impending dick smash that awaits. Though usually found diddling his willy under the soft glow of the Indiana moonlight in a backwoods trailer where he stashes his games and porn, he occasionally comes out to make fun of the crackers lurking outside.

Guy One : "I've heard tales of a legendary booty Warrior lurking the streets in these parts!"

Guy Two : "Oh, that's just my porn addict cousin, Karnell. Boy, does that child love ass."

by Old Greg's bottle o' Bailey's September 29, 2013

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KHAN

A name to yell as an expression of anger or when you are in a state of misfortune.

"(Your Name Here), I'm going to have to let you go."
"KHAAAAAAAN!"
"Who's Khan?"

by GriffinRules.Com September 11, 2011

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Korn (Karn as Germans would pronounce it)

While there are probably an equal number of both Korn lovers and haters I can see both sides of the argument, but I fail to understand when a Korn-hater will say that they're nu-metal. Now nu-metal is shit like Limp Bizkit, music that is trying to be hardcore, not dark or satanic but hardcore and 'up and at 'em', Linkin Park is 'nu-metal' but Slipknot and Korn are not, 'new-metal' maybe but not the aforesaid genre as they're far 'heavier' and despite having a crap fanbase of little 10 year old tossers (which might I had I ferverently despise) they're not recycled crap like Limp Bizkit. Korn have officially apologised to the world for establishing Limp Bizkit as they're so damn crap and have done nothing but be complete and utter wankstains and burdens of society and unfortunately Korn can be lumped into the same sentance as them. Nu-metal bands don't write about hating lyrics but more political and rappy style etc. whilst Korn and Slipknot wane more toward hating and oppresion toward mankind and society.

Korn are my favourite band by the way.
Slipknot were the band that took my 'gig virginity'

by The Right Honourable Dr. Sir Alexander Thomas Morgan Morris III December 14, 2003

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Chaka-khan

1 : to involve one's self in a way that hinders or impedes in another's affairs
2 : to strike one with the opposite foot or ankle in walking or running -- used especially on intoxicated friends
3 : to enter into or take a part in the concerns of others
4 : to act reciprocally so as to augment, diminish, or otherwise affect one another

" Don't try to chaka-khan me "

by Christy Cichra August 31, 2006

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