kettle point

A shitty ass place with druggies and stoners. Smells like desperate ass kids, and 12 year old girls trying to date their cousins and get in their pans.
"Yo lets stop in kettle point for some weed! i have enough for an oz.!"
"no what the fuck, my cousin lives there. shes in grade seven and always tries to get in my pants."
by hdhcuskcmodoqo April 09, 2018
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Somalian Cum Kettle

Somalian Cum Kettle- A plastic coated device used to catch pre-ejac when one does the helicopter with their meat stick at high rpms
I was bored so I decided to do the helicopter with my over sized man wing. Pre ejac started to fly so to tidy things up a bit I decided to try out my new Somalian Cum Kettle! It worked like a champ by catching two quarts of man glue!
by Theshattalker April 13, 2017
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Dutch Kettle

Dutch kettle. When you fart in bed and put the covers over your partners head and they just stay there. Almost a dutch oven but without the struggling to get out.
I tried to dutch oven my girlfriend but she stayed there. She likes the dutch kettle
by Blowjob S&D October 18, 2018
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butter kettle

Yh dude she's got a proper butter kettle
by Gwbsbsha January 03, 2018
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kettle and hob

Cockney rhyming slang for ‘fob’ as in watch fob. Sometimes used is rap or slang as ‘kettle’ meaning watch
Need to get me a new kettle and hob’
by ms11? July 25, 2023
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Kettle laugh

When you laugh and it sounds like a kettle when the water’s boiling
by CamboxCA January 28, 2024
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kettle laugh

the act of laughing and then wheezing creating the effect of a kettle laugh
Person A: did you hear the person in the corner wheezing.
Person B: yh, i call it a kettle laugh.
by Johnnystein November 05, 2020
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