Means smart funny and FUCKING FIT
LIKE MEGA FIT LIKE THROW AGAINST A TABLE AND FUCK HER UNTIL SHE SCREAMS
LIKE MEGA FIT LIKE THROW AGAINST A TABLE AND FUCK HER UNTIL SHE SCREAMS
by Fuckaroonski October 8, 2020
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Jack Kelly is extremely loyal to his boys and would do anything to keep them safe. He is the leader of the Manhattan Newsies and is low-key scared of Spot Conlon, but doesn't show it because he needs to be the protective dad once Spot finally gets the balls to ask Race out.
Jack Kelly is also a total flirt, but once he meets Katherine Pul-- I mean Plumber-- he's totally whipped. Just listen to I Never Planned On You/Don't Come A-knockin'. They met only once before that song and Katherine already had him tied around her finger.
His most popular line is probably "Dszahdh-". He's also 17, but he's the father of like 100 kids and Davey's the mom.
Jack Kelly is extremely loyal to his boys and would do anything to keep them safe. He is the leader of the Manhattan Newsies and is low-key scared of Spot Conlon, but doesn't show it because he needs to be the protective dad once Spot finally gets the balls to ask Race out.
Jack Kelly is also a total flirt, but once he meets Katherine Pul-- I mean Plumber-- he's totally whipped. Just listen to I Never Planned On You/Don't Come A-knockin'. They met only once before that song and Katherine already had him tied around her finger.
His most popular line is probably "Dszahdh-". He's also 17, but he's the father of like 100 kids and Davey's the mom.
by JackCowboyKelly November 27, 2021
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While recieving oral sex the man licks both index fingers and inserts them into the ears of the individual giving the oral sex and pulls the cranium toward their pelvis restricting their vision from their face being into their stomach and making them unable to speak from the penis being deep throated. Hence resulting in them being blind, deaf, and dumb. The Wet Keller.
by Nicktastic177 July 2, 2023
Get the Wet Keller mug.To suddenly, and with seemingly no cause, spill one's shit all over the place. Those who "Pull Kelly's" are often repeat offenders, and cannot be trusted to carry or otherwise posses plates of food, bowls of soup, glasses, mugs, any other similar containers, or basically anything that would be really inconvenient to clean.
by pcm28 July 4, 2012
Get the Pull a Kelly mug.Verb; when you wake up but you do
not open your eyes and you have an
erection so you start masturbating
and right when you ejaculate you open
your eyes and all you see is
magic,sparkledust, and semen so in
one precise there is an action of
cumming,flipping your sheets, and
what is equivalent to a young baby
sheep opening its eyes into a beautiful
world for the first time.
not open your eyes and you have an
erection so you start masturbating
and right when you ejaculate you open
your eyes and all you see is
magic,sparkledust, and semen so in
one precise there is an action of
cumming,flipping your sheets, and
what is equivalent to a young baby
sheep opening its eyes into a beautiful
world for the first time.
by PussySlayer69420 September 28, 2014
Get the The Hellen Keller Wakeup Call mug.The financial cost a celebrity has to pay their accuser in order to convince them to not proceed with a criminal or civil complaint. A reference to R&B singer R. Kelly's many rumored financial settlements with under aged sexual abuse victims and the Kelley Blue Book, which reports current automotive market values.
"How much do you think it's gonna cost Darren Sharper to stay out of prison with all of these charges being thrown at him?"
"I dunno... What's the current R. Kelly Blue Book on this type of thing at right now?"
"I dunno... What's the current R. Kelly Blue Book on this type of thing at right now?"
by Tyger Lily April 27, 2014
Get the R. Kelly Blue Book mug.The act of being so intoxicated that you are unable to see or speak, and you stumble around bumping into non-moving objects.
by johnnykikass February 24, 2010
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