Precise Karma

Inevitable consequences of an action that almost exactly mirror the action which brought these consequences about. They usually happen soon or almost immediately after the original event occurred.
Eg#1

Guy 1: "Did you hear that Heraldo fired his housekeeper for not speaking english well enough and got canned himself the next day for being an illegal immigrant?"

Guy 2: "Really? Must've been precise karma."

Eg#2

Guy: "Precise karma is the worst. The other day I borrowed Derek's water bottle so I could backwash into it and give it back to him. I didn't realize that it was actually a bottle full of spit... He's trying to lose weight for wrestling."
by Jibblety Jiblits March 06, 2011
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Game Karma

Whenever you do something like kill a random person for no reason whatsoever and then it comes back at you that is know as Game Karma.

it can mean for anything you do bad to someone in the game.

But Game Karma can be also good but that is if you do random acts of kindness in the game such as saving lives and giving donations.
Guy 1: Holy crap i just got killed for no reason.

Guy 2: Major Game Karma...

Guy 1: Shut up!
by EzekielRomance May 27, 2009
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Cum Karma

When your girl snail trails your stomach after you cream pie’d her vagina, I grabbed her head and smeared it all over her face, cum karma!
Sherri snail trailed Chris, smashing her face into his stomach and watched cum dripping off her eyelashes, cum karma!
by ChrisCorbinSherriOleary696969 November 01, 2022
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karma pounds

weight gained from making fun of others' unfortunate appearances
I need to stop calling my sister fat before I gain some karma pounds.
by kwiii December 23, 2008
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Karma Loki’d

The act of trying to Loki someone, only to have it backfire and get Loki’d yourself.
Man #1 pours down lava in attempt to kill Man #2, but the lava falls on Man #1

Man #1: Oh no what did you just do!? What did you just do!?

Man #2: I didn’t do shit! You did that! This is your lava! Haha Karma Loki’d!

#creaturetopia
by Thicccboi October 18, 2017
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Karma Rape

When the Lurking Trolls on Reddit Decide it's a Great idea to Downvote Questions because they feel Superior.
Karma Rape Downvotes by people who don't care about a question.
by Cool Man Gaming Tan April 13, 2020
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penis karma

The notion that the quality of penis one receives is directly contingent on the quality of coochie they possess and put out into the world.
I must be (literally) sitting on a goldmine to have penis karma this good!
by Enigma Jones August 10, 2010
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