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caravan karma

The belief that if you stay in a grotty caravan one year, you will get a luxury caravan the next. Unfortunately this isn't yet proved, and as a result this world has many unsatisfied holidaygoers.
"what a shithole this caravan is"

"thank God for caravan karma then my son"
by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009
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Karma Chug

When someone drinks straight from the milk carton and doesn't check the expiration date or manages to miss the odor, receiving a nice, clumpy drink of milk.
Person 1: (coughing and gagging)

Person 2: Karma Chug?

Person 1: Yeah...
by Lear Bear January 25, 2010
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Game Karma

Whenever you do something like kill a random person for no reason whatsoever and then it comes back at you that is know as Game Karma.

it can mean for anything you do bad to someone in the game.

But Game Karma can be also good but that is if you do random acts of kindness in the game such as saving lives and giving donations.
Guy 1: Holy crap i just got killed for no reason.

Guy 2: Major Game Karma...

Guy 1: Shut up!
by EzekielRomance May 26, 2009
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penis karma

The notion that the quality of penis one receives is directly contingent on the quality of coochie they possess and put out into the world.
I must be (literally) sitting on a goldmine to have penis karma this good!
by Enigma Jones August 10, 2010
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blitz karma

The tendency of the game Blitz 2001 for Nintendo 64 to force ridiculous fumbles and interceptions to keep a game close.
I just fumbled at the 2 yard line in a touchdown run, it's blitz karma!!
by Q-squiggly November 12, 2010
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karma pounds

weight gained from making fun of others' unfortunate appearances
I need to stop calling my sister fat before I gain some karma pounds.
by kwiii December 23, 2008
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karma-gret

The basic theory when you do something good and something awful happens in return and vice versa.
I Karma-gret covering a shift for my co-worker, and missed out on free concert tickets.

OR

I stole someone's tickets to a basketball game, while I was there I found $100...karma-gret
by karmalot April 1, 2013
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