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King kraM

1. (Proper Noun)
A beautiful Asian man who aims to spread joy through his rap songs. He smokes bananas in his spare time and drinks a lot of water which is disguised as Gatorade. He has the tendency to do the dab whenever he coughs because he's just that cool. Being the one and only king, kraM posts stickers with his name on it wherever he goes.

2. (Adjective)
To be super cool to onlookers even though you feel really stupid.
Ex. (Proper Noun)
Guy 1: "Hey man, have you listened to King kraM's new hot single 'no real friendz'?"
Guy 2: "Hell yeah man it was swaggo."

Ex. (Adjective)
Guy 1: "Yo bruh you did so well on that presentation!!!"
Guy 2: "Oh really? I thought it was pretty bad. I guess it was just really King kraM."
by ImaCrab May 30, 2016
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King of Positivity

A man who always sees the bright side of things. The creator and the ruler of positivity. The man who created the handshake of hearts. The one who makes everyone around him feel positive, and one day he will spread positivity to all the nations, the world, the universe, and everything beyond.
Hey you heard of that Holdyn biggot?
Hey dont talk about eh King of Positivity like that. "Spread the Love not the hate"
by Hohoholdyn Anthony7k January 30, 2023
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king shit

in terms of internet slang-
when a man does something good,

he is on his king shit.
robert: i just quit smoking cigs
ali: proud of you. king shit.
by weedstink July 26, 2020
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king crab blumpkin

the king crab blumpkin is prefaced by eating an excessive amount of spicy japanese food so as to make your blumpkin shit as liquid and rancid as possible.

the kind crab blumpkin begins by picking the crabs out of your pubes while receiving blumpkin and strategically placing said crabs (pubic lice for you retards) throughout the hair of the female slobbing your knob. just as you're about to shoot your load, wait until the aforementioned whore is in a downward bob, slide sideways off the toilet and forcefully slam her face into the asian frying oil you've been brewing in the toilet. ejaculate on the shocked, fried dumpling whore.
joe: hey man, how was your date with cheryl?

mike: pretty good. she wanted to spend a quiet night alone so we watched 50 first dates and i took her out to a real nice sushi place. thought i'd add a little spice to the night so i king crab blumpkin'd her.
by me@tspin February 26, 2009
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King of the boomers

An unbelievably confused old guy
Did you see Scomo cruising the beach in his Speedos?

Yeah, that dickhead is king of the boomers.
by 29gts11 January 18, 2020
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King Behaviour

An action or behaviour done by a person (of any gender) which can be considered amazing/legendary etc
Me: Woah you deadlifted 300 kilos. That's King Behaviour

Me: Thanks for looking out for me bro, that was solid King Behaviour
by HH01 November 2, 2019
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King of Kpop

Park Jimin member of the extraordinary boyband BTS
Park Jimin was labeled the king of kpop and now hoes mad, your oppar could never.
by twt: 6imine September 18, 2019
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