caravan karma

The belief that if you stay in a grotty caravan one year, you will get a luxury caravan the next. Unfortunately this isn't yet proved, and as a result this world has many unsatisfied holidaygoers.

"what a shithole this caravan is"

"thank God for caravan karma then my son"

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

penis karma

The notion that the quality of penis one receives is directly contingent on the quality of coochie they possess and put out into the world.

I must be (literally) sitting on a goldmine to have penis karma this good!

by Enigma Jones August 10, 2010

blitz karma

The tendency of the game Blitz 2001 for Nintendo 64 to force ridiculous fumbles and interceptions to keep a game close.

I just fumbled at the 2 yard line in a touchdown run, it's blitz karma!!

by Q-squiggly November 12, 2010

Karma The Kween

Most people know karma as... well, karma. But there are people out there with the name Karma and that's what this definition is about. Karma is not at all the definition of the karma people use as "natural revenge". Karma is a kind, sweet, and loving person. Of course they can be a dick sometimes. Maybe more than sometimes. But once you get to know them and become close with them, they will be there for you whenever you need them. They still will be a dick every now and then but, they love you and care about you. Once you get to know a Karma, they will eventually get very attached to you. They will be attached at the hip and will never want to leave your side. They give the best hugs and cuddles and they will always be open if you need to trauma dump/attention seek just to get it out of your system. They are beautiful and amazing but never can believe it, even though people tell them that. They may not be able to see how cool and kind they are so just let them know. Never let go of them because they are going to be there for you no matter what. Be kind to them and make sure they get the love they share with you back to them.

"Hah! Karma!"

"Aw... I miss Karma."

"Who's Karma?"

"Karma The Kween."
"Who?"
"My bestest friend ever."

by Karma.is.my.bestie July 5, 2023

turbo karma

Rapid return on bad luck as a result of being a total douche canoe.

Uncle Birdie scarfs down the last bit of the ice cream and yells at the table to back off the remaining whipped cream...Spoonful of sundae falls on his shirt...turbo karma

by UncleBirdie May 22, 2021

Karma Rape

When the Lurking Trolls on Reddit Decide it's a Great idea to Downvote Questions because they feel Superior.

Karma Rape Downvotes by people who don't care about a question.

by Cool Man Gaming Tan April 12, 2020

karma pounds

weight gained from making fun of others' unfortunate appearances

I need to stop calling my sister fat before I gain some karma pounds.

by kwiii December 23, 2008