Jono brett

Annoying yuppi with a really fast and ear-damaging laugh. Should be shot immdeietly if discovered...Will buy his way out of anything

man: Dude, grab my shotgun, i want to shoot that Jono in the head!

Jono Brett: DUDE WHAT THE HELL YES HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH

by williewilliewilliepirate April 3, 2009

jono ilori

a guy who is really big headed and up his own ass too far!

alright stop being such a jono ilori

by woodytheledge June 6, 2009

Janorexic

Having janorexia

no i cant eat that, i'm janorexic

by k80s January 4, 2011

Janorexia

1. the condition imposed by starving oneself in January following holiday indulgences and binges.
2. alternative to perfunctory gym membership sign-ups, or diets to satisfy one's new year's resolutions.
3. reference to anorexia

I thought my sweetiepie was hitting the gym all month to fit in those jeans but it turns out it was a case of janorexia.

by theQueeb January 3, 2012

Jonopoly

2 Males tag-teaming in a 4-way.

Pete enjoyed his weekends by partaking in the Jonopoly at his sisters house.

by Paul Barren February 28, 2012

Jonerbams

An abbreviation for the term bonerjam, most commonly used to describe the jam-like substance that protrudes from a boner. Also used as a nickname for girls who enjoy bonerjams.

Abbreviation - J Bam

The cute girl in class enjoys bonerjamming so much, we refer to her as Jonerbams.

by NiftyPrimeTime April 15, 2012

Jono Ellis

An australian term to name someone, meaing they are just not a great guy. However, this is much more proper used when in a situation where your friend does something unfriend like.

Example 1

Tim: Frase, you wanna come to my place this weekend?

Fraser: Nah mate im going to practice my bowling technique

Tim: You are such a Jono Ellis, Frase.

Example 2

Kizza: So why didnt Goldsy come out last weekend?

Sitchy: He had to go shopping with his new girlfriend.
Kizza: What a Jono.

by Urbaner Dictionarius November 11, 2012