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Sargent Johnson

Sargent Johnson: "Men, here's where we show those split-chinned, squid head, sons of bitches that they could have not picked a worse eneny than the human race. We are going to blow the hell out of those dumb mugs until we don't have anything else to shoot 'em with! AND THEN WE ARE GOING TO STRANGLE THEM WITH THERE OWN-LIVING-GUTS! ...AM I RIGHT MARINES?!
Marines: SIR, YES, SIR!
Sargent Johnson: Mhhhm. Damn right I am. Now move it out. Double time!
by Michael L. Mott April 26, 2006
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Chris Johnson

The Fastest motha fucka in the nfl! Plays for the titans
by TSmizzle November 24, 2009
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Jami Johnson

The most beautiful girl in the world! Long brown hair with eyes to match with a amazing personality. She is the sweetest girl you will ever meet with tons of friends but one specific she is loyal to and he loves her with all of his heart. She is the most amazing thing that ever walk on this planet with a heart that could hold the world. She is truly the most amazing thing that will ever live.
Jami Johnson, hey thats my best friend and love forever<3
by max.johnson91 October 7, 2011
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Boris Johnson'd

Adjective:
To fuck up so badly, causing mass confusion that will last for years to come.
Having no idea what you are doing, but saying it with a half confidence and a jokey way in the hope people believe you.
Ensuring blame is always pointed at everyone else except you. This is best achieved through passive racial slurs and praying on fear of immigration.

Not having any morals and being able to lie like an acrobat even when the inter is full of videos of you saying what you are denying.
No giving a fuck about anyone or anything but you own self image, and ensuring there is dodgy cash lining you pockets.
Examples:
'Gary you have really Boris Johnson'd that right up!'

Or
'Karen what the hell has happened?'
Karen - 'I've done a Boris Johnson'
by Sickofeverything2019 September 5, 2019
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Boris Johnson

Boris Johnson had been so excited at the gullibility of the population, he was already onto his third wank blanket of the week.
by Comedy Continuum April 4, 2021
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harry devon johnson

The old legal name of the author pen name regardless devon victory,of the published book reading virginity 1.1.
The old legal name of the author pen name regardless devon victory,of the published book reading virginity 1.1.
harry devon johnson=
by regardless devon victory March 24, 2010
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Johnson Bar

A lever that is either attached to the steering column or the dashboard of a semi-tractor within the drivers reach that controls only the application of the trailer brakes.
Since I own my own tractor and am always pulling a company trailer, I always use the Johnson Bar to apply the brakes so I will never have to pay for a brake job on my semi-tractor.
by The CLE Steamer May 11, 2009
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