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Super Blow Job

when a man is extremely desperate for a satisfying, yet quick release (and doesnt care who or what spawns said release) sneaks into a seaworld or other world of water that contains dolphins, and stealthly inserts his penis into the blowhole of one of the dolphins as it is topside to breathe out. The extreme gust of air mixed with the salty water will give an exhilerating and pleasurable experience.
Dudee, i nutted all over Flippers face at seaworld last night after my super blow job!!
by Alex Willy October 27, 2008
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GNC Blow Job

After using the banana lube, the girl then sucks the squished banana off your dick. Mixing the potassium from the banana and the protein from your sperm, the girl gets a healthy dose of nutrition.
"Man, after my GNC Blow Job this morning, my girl has got so much energy!! God bless the banana lube!"
by mjackson July 2, 2007
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reverse blow job

This is where you have a 6ft long penis and you tell her to turn around and insert your dick in her and it comes out her mouth
hey baby your gonna give me a reverse blow job, turn around
by ddddddddddddddddddd69 November 23, 2016
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blow job

When a girl rams a man's cock deep down her throat and gags on it until he cums. When a woman is happily able to suck on his dick, stroking it, making his orgasm reach its point. This action pleases a man very highly and he enjoys it very much so. If you want to set him off, swallow.
"Aw fuck yeah you dirty cunt, you give great blow jobs!"
by Tammy12345 April 30, 2010
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dutch blow job

When a woman rides dick while wearing a kilt and playing bagpipes.
This bitch gave me a Dutch blow job so hard that my bag pipes exploded!
by Taco Bell69 June 13, 2014
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Blow job

Suck On my dick, Suck on my dick (You no i like the way it feels baby)

Pretty little lady all around the house they like to party with their titys out, moving all night to a sexy song get, grinding so my dick gets long, get closer don't make me say twice, longing up from the ground makes your eyes look, i'll stand here with a 40 of beer and you keep doing what your doing my dear.

Suck on my dick (You no i like he way it feels baby)
Yo ladys put your knees to the floor im gonna show you what your mouths are 4, yo brothers, you better get here quike one of these hoes are gonna suck your dick (I LIKE IT) i thought you (would dam these girls can suck dick good) I no that and you can't go wrong when they learnt how to do it with the suck my dick song
Suck On my dick, Suck on my dick (You no i like the way it feels baby)
Yo davie
Yeah thats my name

I'd rather just fuck if its all the same
Come on girl friend fucking is the shit now get on the floor and suck my mother fucking dick.
"YEAHH I LIKE YOUR MOTHER FUCKING MOUTH AROUND MY PENIS BITCH" said Alfie whilst Chloe gave a blow job to him
by the head man October 7, 2009
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blow job shot

The guy unzips his fly and the full shot glass is placed in the opening. You then have to take the shot without using your hands.
Jennifer was hazed last week. She had to take 6 blow job shots out of Stephen's crotch in 15 minutes!
by symptomfinger November 19, 2007
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