Janky

Janky, or "janked" refers to an object that is not working as advertised or failing to meet the standards of the user. it is typically used to describe objects, mainly technology

"I made it to level 5, but this game is so janky i CANT EVENNN"
"omg lemme see!.......yep that is janked"

by rebearry March 12, 2022

Janky

A extremely sexual being. Typically a male with incredible good looks.

That man be janky.

by DolphinGuy44 June 13, 2021

Capn Janky

Capn Janky is a twitch streamer who plays Diablo, Call of duty, pizza hero, etc.

Dude! I’m going to watch my favorite streamer, Capn Janky!

by NotForsakenlol June 3, 2023

janky

Juicy /stank = Janky. The state of having sweaty/stinky balls (testicles) that smell, or have not been washed thoroughly.

Yo, my girl was about to give me head. But i told her i was janky down there. So i took a shower, & then she went at it.

Yo mate,i was about to go down on this chick. But i smelled somethin' funny'. And i was like,fuck this janky bitch, come back after a thorough shower or fuck off.

by oibastard September 23, 2016

Lanky-Janky

Something you say when you have no other words for something exceptionally long, weird, nerdy, dubious, or unreliable.

Jeff: The Flugabwehrraketensystem Roland auf Radkraftfahrzeug is a self-propelled german air defense system equipped with Roland 2 surface-to-air SAM missiles, such as the VT1s, all on a MAN 15t 8x8 KAT A1 truck.
Other classmates: did I ask?
Chad: Thats Lanky-Janky

by 2 inch pinch December 20, 2023

Janky

Andres Chacon. The most janky of the janky. Meaning broke, shitty, unfair or of poor quality.

Person 1: dude that kid Andres Chacon is so janky

Person 2: I know right he kissed a bush once

by Jankyman June 27, 2019

Janky rice rocket

Any inferior or crap car or motor cycle that has been tricked up to look good. Janky is for the Crapness and inferiority of the vehicle and rice rocket refers to how it is tricked up to look flash and (japanesey)

Hugh: Yo Ted, Check out Mcfarlane's car it looks pretty ruthless.
Teddy: Na man that thing is just a Janky Rice Rocket i wouldnt touch it with a 50 foot pole.

by not Janky June 9, 2011