complete jackass 

Any person that adds a new definition to a word in urban dictionary that is the exact same as or is a close approximation of the definitions already there. This can also be a person that decides to give a thumbs up to the myriad un-original entries and definitions in UD while over-looking the genius creations of The Original Slim Bavis.

Slim: Yo, that guy is a complete jackass. He posted a definition of pink sock. The one right before it is the EXACT same.
Dan: What a douche.
Salty: A complete jackass. And, he liked "put it a dually" more than "chicken pants."
Dan: Complete jackass.

complete jackass by The Original Slim Bavis December 23, 2008

Waffling Jackass 

(1) The democrat's candidate for president of the United States - John Kerry
(2) Someone that has alzheimers that can't remember what they said yesterday due to an opinion poll shift.
(3) Someone who can contradict himself in one sentence eg. "I voted for it before I voted against it"

See also John Kerry John F Kerry Democrat dimocrat democrap

John Kerry needs to divorce Ketchup lady and marry Mrs. Buttersworth - It's only appropriate.

Waffling Jackass by the waffletoday September 13, 2004

Apathetic Jackass

A person who doesn't give a shit no matter what. They don't care about anyone and they have no pride. Anyone who would rather sit around and jack off rather than taking the time to get a real girlfriend. Usually spend their paycheck at strip clubs.

Mike just doesn't give a shit. He spent his entire paycheck at the strip club on strippers because he can't get a girlfriend and doesn't care about anything or anyone. What an apathetic jackass!

Apathetic Jackass by Seth Martin Dresser December 21, 2013

double jackass 

An action or concept that is jackass for two reasons.

Reach my hand into electrified copper sulfate? No way, man, that's a double jackass idea.

double jackass by El Fredo October 27, 2004

magenta jackass 

See wordPato/word.

You totally bombed out like a magenta jackass last night.

magenta jackass by Anonymous September 23, 2003

lumber jackass

anyone who chops wood all day then cooks the cock on a huge white-hot diesel fire while camping

Zack your a lumber jackass...whats cookin'?

lumber jackass by Yeti60 November 1, 2009

Blue-Nosed Jackass

A giant reindeer-like creature commonly seen on Christman Eve pulling Christman's sleigh. On the other days of the year, the Blue-Nosed Jackass is usually seen beating the crap out of someone.

Blue-Nosed Jackass by Kaz the greatest person in the WORLD July 31, 2003