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Midnight Bowling

To take toke up when everyone else in the house is asleep, usually to avoid detection
Harry: Dude last night i sneaked out of my window onto my roof to go midnight bowling after my parents fell asleep.

Micah: Wow dude I wish I was as cool as you
by fruitkabob January 23, 2011
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midnight strawberry

Late night (particularly after or on midnight) sexual shenanigans. Can involve all kinds of sexual acts regarding a ladies private area.
"I had some midnight strawberry last night, it was juicy!"

"Man, since my girl left me I've been missing the midnight strawberry."

"He was so surprised last week when I gave him some midnight strawberry."

"Who knew midnight strawberry behind Tescos car park could be so delicious!"
by midnight strawberry June 18, 2013
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Midnight pain

Prison term for having a sore asshole after being raped.
Dave was suffering from the midnight pain after dropping the soap in the showers.
by jayglaubach August 31, 2013
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midnight cat

The name of a black and white pussy cat who loves to sleep and travel back in time using his meow machine. He also loves eating whiskers and is often known as fat cat. He is cute and lovely looking although if you don't give him what he want's he will rip your jugular out with his claws and drink the blood running out of your throat.
I'm, very scared of Midnight cat. I didn't feed him and he is trying to get me. Help! I'm hiding in the bathtub he will be here soon help ahhh he found meeeeeeeeee
by Death by cat July 17, 2020
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midnight flow

The wonderful sex juices that ejaculate from the male/female body, around midnight.
I totally had a midnight flow while i was just listening to music last night.
by katiegreenley December 20, 2009
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Midnight Beaches

An outing to a night time beach. Something that babes do!..
The day couldn't get any better until we had some midnight beaches.
by andronomous 4000 September 13, 2010
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midnight mayonnaise

Any semen spilled after midnight right after sex or masturbation
After John jacks it after midnight: I better clean up this midnight mayonnaise before my parents arrive in several hours!
by KatKnipp August 16, 2015
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