Theory-ruinner

A person who destroys a theory because of his/her messed up love life. This person is usually someone who thinks they're smart but they're NOT.
Sluggie just gave a useless reason to destroy my theory. SUCH a theory-ruinner
by Anti-Slugosoculous April 29, 2010
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Shopping Theory

Shopping Theory is the concept that applies to both life in general and shopping itself. If you’re certain of something, you just know. If you see something you absolutely love, you won’t even look at the price tag because you know you want it. If you question it at all, even if it’s on clearance, put it back - you don’t need it. Same goes for everyday life decisions; if you question it you can do without. When you know, you know.
I found a dress that was on clearance but after trying it on and shifting around I couldnt make up my mind if I needed it; because I questioned I applied Shopping Theory and put it back despite the sale price.
by candiedbones April 03, 2019
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The Foley Theory

Idea 1. The idea of eating something with no carbs now leaves you obligated to eat enormous amounts of double stuffed oreos.

Idea 2. The idea that fasting for a day leaves you obligated to eat at least three pizzas as soon as the time period is over. This idea also includes condones heavy drinking but ONLY after you done fasting for a few hours!
Example: I have eatin a lean cuisine, now I am obligated to eat a Sam's club crate of Chocolate Fudge poptarts. The Foley Theory!
by Foleyism June 30, 2011
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Exit Theory

An excerpt from the Pavement song "All My Friends".
Bob: "Exit Theory gives me the chills every time I hear it, but it's even more powerful in All My Friends."

Stephen: "Shut it, Nastanovich."
by entrancetheory April 07, 2013
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juddson's theory

Juddson's Theory goes as such - When going to a bar club any watering hole or any wheres for that matter, your chances of picking up are drastically increased when you do not have a condom or some kind of sexual protection on your person.
Romeo- " Hey man you packin heat tonight(condoms)?"
Juddson- " Naw b'y, Its bad luck ya bitz."

.. And Juddson's Theory was born.
by AitkenRomeo June 03, 2006
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Karenology Theory

Wow that cranky ass teacher needs to follow the Karenology Theory
by Karen..david January 23, 2010
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Rev Theory

An awesome band that almost no had heard of before they began touring with lynard skynard and breaking benjamin. Rich is the lead singer and is accompanied by 2 guitar players and a drummer. Listen to hell yeah and you'll see what I mean. They. kick. ass.
Hey are you going to see Rev Theory play with Breaking Benjamin?

Yeah man. Better bring a towel cause you're gonna skeet yourself.
by four20 October 14, 2009
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