Secret Water

A water bottle that is emptied and instead filled with Vodka or other substance that looks like water. Common when going to a public location like a park, baseball game, or even class.

Man1: "Dude why do you cringe everytime you take a sip of your Arrowhead water?"
Man2: "It's my secret water man."
Man1: "Huh?"
Man2: (in a whisper) "My Skyy water..."
Man1: "Huh?"
Man2: "It's freaking vodka you nut."
Man1: "haha niceeee."

by Dave Rowe January 22, 2009

Water bottle

A fun word to use to start conversations and talks.

Water bottle
What ?
I was just bored and I wanted to talk to you
Oh ok how’s life

by Popo water bottle May 31, 2023

Watering the lawn

When you pull out and finish on her substantial bush

I got to the point where I had no other option but watering the lawn

by G.W. Ashington August 22, 2015

Purse Water

A pint of alcohol or a flask that you store in your purse or backpack on a daily basis for convenient shots while out in public, especially in restrooms, movie theaters and chaotic Uber rides with your degenerate friends.

Erin has to go to CVS to buy more purse water

by Pint of Fun June 10, 2018

weekend water

An alcoholic beverage; Booze

It's Friday. I'm thirsty. Give me some weekend water.

by kleinsound May 12, 2008

Water Knot

A puckered asshole that’s raw and sore from explosive shits.

That food poisoning just about blew out my pucker hole. I got a water knot.

I need some witch hazel poured on my water knot.

by Dick Onchin May 31, 2020

Crisp Water

Crisp Water is the best and crsipiest water how you find it is at your schools closest water fountain

Person 1: wanna go get some water
Person 2: only if it’s crisp water

by Magsmcgee February 17, 2019