goober muck

lipstick
derived from nadast language, that was made famous in anthony burgess', a clockwork orange
she had so much goober muck on, her lips were neon!
by the name's alex, droogs March 07, 2009
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muck twat

Paul thought that he hit a home run last night with Debbie, until she dropped her panties. Her muck twat left a pungent odor that lasted for weeks.

Mr. Rowe prefers a mouth full of muck twat every morning to start his day off.

Fox, don't think about following through on your dumpster date with Shelly, unless you are in the mood for a ripe muck twat.
by Donald A. February 22, 2019
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Big Muck

Let's take a trip through the the ages...

Ok, so big muck is ACTUALLY a modern stand-in for old-timey phrases; muck-a-muck, mucky muck, muckety muck, or lord muck, which, when used, make a buddy sound like an ol' piece a' coal. Each are synonymous with such other, old-timey-yet-choice phrases as, big enchialada, big kahuna, big daddy-o, big cheese or big banana.
"Who's the big muck around this 'ol heap, anyhow?"

"They got me good, Pa, 'appears I'm fixin' to meet the BIG MUCK, upstairs...(gasp)"

"I'm the big muck in my world, and I'll wear a leisure suit whenever and wherever I please, thank you very much..."
by Flipflopsachusettes July 01, 2021
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Muck Larder

One's rearmost orifice; Rump booty
"I say Tarquin, that's a jolly looking filly there! I'd most like to have a munch around her Muck Larder!"
by Mr_bowyer December 01, 2013
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Mucking shed

To eat ass. Eat out the rear end of a female or male. Similar to mucking barn.
After a long day at the donut shoppe, nothing made Little Jeff happier than coming home, bending Betsy over, and mucking shed.
by Jeffsdonutholes December 03, 2015
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muck booter

One who relocates from a rural to an urban environment in a misguided attempt to become more "civilized". The name is derived from that individual's inability to fully assimilate to their new environment, specifically in their ability to choose appropriate footwear for certain events.
Office Snob: OMG! Did you see what that Muck Booter in the office/cubicle down the hall was wearing today?

Liberal Yuppy: Yeah...unfortunately I'm not surprised. She is also the type of person that would name her dog after a gun.
by Sunfish192 January 10, 2014
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mucked up

The unordinary, unpleasant state of being exuberantly mucussy.
Person 1: man, I've been feeling really mucked up recently.

Person 2: How do you mean?

Person 1: ja know, just super mucussy
by Random_yomamandme September 22, 2022
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