JEEP

Jack-off Everyday, Except Passover

He's driving a JEEP. He's beating his meat 364 days a year.

by TheDankWolf1995 July 19, 2022

Duck Duck Jeep

The act of placing a rubber duck on another's jeep to brighten someone's day. It also tells the person nice jeep. Known to attract freaky jeep girls.

Bob is sad because no one ever Duck Duck jeep his JKU.

by CRASHLJR August 22, 2023

Fat Jeeps

Cars driven by Atlanta trash.

Hank loves driving his fat jeeps.

by Fat Jeeps November 28, 2018

Rule of Jeep

No matter how much money you put into your jeep xj it is not worth more than 1200 dollars. It has to be absolutely flawless and even then you cannot sell for more than 2000. Do not buy an xj if you are not going to abide by the rule of jeep.

3500 for your xj, are you crazy. What about the Rule of Jeep!

by supadoop October 8, 2020

steady bouncing they jeeps

"a euphemism for doing extremely well," coined by Jerry Holkins (Tycho Brahe) of the webcomic Penny Arcade

Child's Play is steady bouncing they jeeps in the New York Streets

by Expligatory November 25, 2010

jeep jones

The name for a function room located inside a hotel lobby that catches you by surprise while eating the free breakfast.

Wow, I didn't know that was here! What a jeep jones.

by Amity Park Ghost Boy December 13, 2021

Jeep Driver

A Jeep Driver holds themselves and everything they do in very high regard. They drive like they own the road and even upon leaving their vehicle can still be identified as one who's shit doesn't stink. They will defend their vehicle and their lifestyle as being the way to live and the only way to operate. Asking one of these individuals or trying to inquire about why they are the way they are, generally results in a grandiose rationalization of arrogance, lack of care, and just overall denial.

Bystander 1: Hey look, that person just drove over the curb.
Bystander 2: Huh?
Bystander 1: They took up two spaces and I think that's a handicap space
Bystander 2: Hold on I'm texting

Bystander 1: You're not even paying attention. I'm gonna go say something
Bystander 2: Don't bother, that's a Jeep Driver

by Skoolsswister July 22, 2024