A fat bald white guy that get smacked in creative by a even fatter white guy named Fstzy, also he spits when he talks and and Sucks at fortnite
by Handy Man De March 26, 2019

{SPOILERS}The murder of One British Noble and the forever racist perception the English would have of the Japanese
Man A - "what was Genshin's impact?"
Man B - "The murder of one british noble and the forever racist perception the English would have of the Japanese"z
Man A - That is,,,,genshin impact
Man B - "The murder of one british noble and the forever racist perception the English would have of the Japanese"z
Man A - That is,,,,genshin impact
by thisismylifenowgoddamnit June 2, 2022

by Charleroi trout January 29, 2021

The game that not only turns your kids gay, but it’s also the root cause for bankruptcy, low GPAs, and the prime reason digital footprint exists.
Mars: Oh fuck me!
Gia: What’s wrong?
Mars: Our family has gone bankrupt! Billy spent over $7000+ on this game called “Gayshit Impact” and now he won’t stop talking about this guy named Zhongli and how he’s married to him! Isn’t that strange?! We also lost our house because Billy bought this thing called a…”C6 Zhongli?” I should disown him!
Gia: Aah. Your son has become a victim of Their brainwashing. Genshin Impact has done it again.
Gia: What’s wrong?
Mars: Our family has gone bankrupt! Billy spent over $7000+ on this game called “Gayshit Impact” and now he won’t stop talking about this guy named Zhongli and how he’s married to him! Isn’t that strange?! We also lost our house because Billy bought this thing called a…”C6 Zhongli?” I should disown him!
Gia: Aah. Your son has become a victim of Their brainwashing. Genshin Impact has done it again.
by ashcrayfr February 14, 2023

A new virus that has infected millions of people around the world. Symptoms include watching 4th Impact YouTube videos over & over again, checking every 2 minutes for news updates in the internet, tweeting all day and all night, insomnia, brain fog, laughing & crying at the same time, etc. No known cure at this time. Research studies are ongoing to find a cure for this disease.
Boss: Ann Anne, what is going on, why r u always tired ? And ur coming to work late everyday? Me: I'm sick. I have 4th-impacticitis.
by Ann Anne October 14, 2016

A shitty game that attracts weird people and pedophiles to spend tons of money on fictional characters
by YippityDoogan July 3, 2022

The best North American Champion in history, fka TheKingOfX'sThrone, because he clapped X Factor's cheeks.
"Did you see Zach Impact?"
"OMG, you mean when he decimated X Factor?"
"Yes, he destroyed that man, made him piss the bed"
"OMG, you mean when he decimated X Factor?"
"Yes, he destroyed that man, made him piss the bed"
by ZachImpact19 October 15, 2019
