Pizza Sandwich

When you get two slices of pizza and put them together, with the toppings in the centre.
The pizza dough acts as the bread, while the toppings act as the sandwich filling.

"Woah! That dude is eating a pizza sandwich!"

by Worst Governor Andrew Cuomo March 23, 2021

Sandwich Defense

Placing a sandwich or other piece of large food in one's mouth to block undesired advances by an interested guy or girl

He was coming at me with determination, so I used the sandwich defense to block his attempt to make out

by Hmmmmmmmmm12345 June 16, 2010

Salad Sandwich

Someone who is not that bright and lacks a lot mentally. Unsure of their surroundings anywhere they go and always ends up in a bin

Look at that guy with the tinfoil hat he's a right salad sandwich

by Crazysteve July 28, 2016

open sandwich

An imposter in the sandwich world. Basically a peice of toast or bread used to sit meat, cheese or salads on, but not closed off with another bit of bread, therefore not qualifying as a sandwich.

Tony: "what the fuck is that shit"
Shaun: " it's an open sandwich, want a bite?"
Tony: " fuck no! Get that shit out of my house before the Earl of Sandwich comes from his grave to kill you!"

by Ifmichaelbaywasawarhero August 31, 2017

Lip Sandwich

When someone gets chewed out. Can be used to describe a one-sided argument or scolding.

Beth's dad gave her a lip sandwich when she came home after curfew.

by Grace Bowman November 29, 2016

marshmallow sandwich

When you nut on a shaggy bush, wait for the cum to dry and shave off the cougulated jizz bread. Chow down!

After I put a dent in her snapper I spunked all over that rightous bush. Grab the clippers it's only a matter of time before we have a tasty marshmallow sandwich!

by TNfiend March 28, 2022

upsidedown sandwich

1. A thing or situation that is unimportant, but when it is performed incorrectly, it is disturbing to the viewer.

2. Doing something the wrong way, when there is no right or wrong way.

Comes from resting a hamburger on a bun upsidedown after taking a bite.

Hanging the toilet paper the wrong way is like an upsidedown sandwich to Bill.

by rpetras May 14, 2008