Houston cook-off

The act two guys penetrating a chick, one orally and one vaginally/anally and spinning her

Last nights Houston cook-off was amazing!

by MonsterKyle August 12, 2019

Houston

A hot guy that is tall with brown hair. Houstons are sure to make you faint when they walk by you.

Wow, did you see that hunk, he must be a Houston.

by superawesomeamericandude June 6, 2018

The Houston

The participant must first hyperventilate, then while vigorously masturbating crouch down and begin snorting. Just before reaching climax leap into the air. By follow these events you have completed 'The Houston', which leads into the hospital.

Guy 1-"Man, I just tried The Houston!"
Guy 2-"No wonder you're in the hospital."

by Cockulus Wankulus November 30, 2020

Houston

1. A human being who loves watching other people have sex with his/her girlfriend

2. A human being who likes to talk about how great they are at their own sports.

Man, the way you have been acting recently... it makes me think of you like a Houston.

Trust me... you do not want to be a Houston, it is very unattractive.

by The guy on the train March 11, 2020

Brody Houston

Funny

“Brody Houston is a very funny person”

by BoltingSpy31739 May 30, 2020

Houston

A pink cactus girl with a cute ribbon on her. Please try to avoid her as much as you can, because she craves for cheese.

???: "Hey Houston, do you liKe cHeEsE?"
Houston: "yes"

by frothyshikkumi July 22, 2020

Houston

Home to everything except snow. We don’t all ride horses and own a oil well in our backyard. Most people here hate people from Dallas, don’t ask why. Our only body’s of water are polluted bayous, flooding, and pools. A democratic city that’s happens to be in a republican state. Our basketball team won’t go to the finals anytime soon. We cuss a lot, listen to Travis Scott, and Beyoncé. But our city is still cool

Person 1: Why is it flooding
Person 2: Welcome to Houston

by Pierce is cool September 2, 2020