Guy 1: What did you do at the weekend?
Guy 2: Nothing much just sat at home cranking the horn.
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: You know, beating my soldier, caressing my shaft, you know, treating the little guy.
Guy 1: Ohhhhh, yeh same, I wanked until it hurt me physically. We really need girlfriends.
Guy 2: Nothing much just sat at home cranking the horn.
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: You know, beating my soldier, caressing my shaft, you know, treating the little guy.
Guy 1: Ohhhhh, yeh same, I wanked until it hurt me physically. We really need girlfriends.
by CrankingMyHorn October 25, 2022
Get the Cranking the Hornmug. A bastardization of giving someone the finger and throwing the Devil Horns gesture made popular by the Heavy Metal community. This is either done because someone is too tired to care, because they are a poser, or because they were torn between telling someone to rock on and fuck off.
My buddy had his picture taken with Isahn at Prog Power. He obviously didn't want it taken, can't you see the Horned Bird he's giving the camera?
by an on e muz October 22, 2011
Get the Horned Birdmug. by Thomas The Great June 29, 2021
Get the Horn-ticklemug. by JayDahkush69 February 7, 2022
Get the Horn cornmug. One crazy ass mofo that like long dick on the beach anal porn on Sundays and fingers himself to sex and the city
by flamingbiscuit February 12, 2015
Get the Jon Hornemug. by Sheahalie December 17, 2018
Get the Gilly hornmug. A disease where a musical instrument (most likely made of brass) becomes cold. The cold makes it harder to play the instrument, especially when it uses a mouthpiece.
Cases of cold horn usually occur in cold climates (duh) or transporting the instrument outside while it is cold. (once again, duh)
This can be avoided by keeping the instruments mouthpiece in a warm place, like a pocket.
Another way to avoid it (if your a trombone, trumpet, etc player) is to buy a plastic mouthpiece
Cases of cold horn usually occur in cold climates (duh) or transporting the instrument outside while it is cold. (once again, duh)
This can be avoided by keeping the instruments mouthpiece in a warm place, like a pocket.
Another way to avoid it (if your a trombone, trumpet, etc player) is to buy a plastic mouthpiece
Connor: Ahhhh dude, I got cold horn while walking in here.
Quinten:Haha, sucks dude, I had my mouthpiece in my pocket, so mine is warm.
Good luck with that high F.
Quinten:Haha, sucks dude, I had my mouthpiece in my pocket, so mine is warm.
Good luck with that high F.
by schevendy scheven March 13, 2009
Get the Cold Hornmug.