Wank Holiday

The term used when you have to work on a Bank Holiday when you really don't want to. I.e. A Working Bank Holiday

Sorry can't do anything today unlike the rest of you cos I'm on a Wank Holiday

by Gazmonde May 3, 2010

Holidork

A person who wears any number of hideous holiday themed accessories or articles of clothing during the Christmas season. These include but are not limited to; festive sweaters, jingle bell anything, reindeer anything, Christmas light jewelry, etc.

Wow, look at Cornelia, she broke out that Santa sweater again this year. All she needs to do now is tie a set of jingle bells on her shoelaces and she would be a model Holidork!

by BigCee September 6, 2005

holiday

Painter's slang for an area accidentally left unpainted or inadequately covered.

You left a couple of holidays on the living room ceiling.

by The Demon Prince October 2, 2006

Hooligan things

A phrase to be used when don’t want to provide full details of what you are doing. Covers normal social activities such as visiting the gym

“What are you doing today?”
“Oh just hooligan things”

by Hooligan dawg November 3, 2022

holiferation

Ho Proliferation. The act of expanding your total number of hoes by gaining another.

Kristen was already John's ho, so his date with Annie was just for the purposes of holiferation.

Yo deez bitches and hatas keep tryin' to make Non-Holiferation Treaties!

by J.W.D. January 2, 2009

Hoeligan

A female version of a hooligan. Usually identifiable by cheesy displays of Ed Hardy hats, belly button rings, tramp stamps and will most likely pick fights with other girls at parties or clubs for no reason. Removing articles of clothing while intoxicated (or claiming to be) in public is a popular occurence. You may also notice an un-naturally orange skin tone caused by excessive tanning bed use.

Those girls you invited to the party last night were such hoeligans!

by C. Castellan February 11, 2009

Holiday Judgment Phobia

Though looking forward to seeing family at traditional holiday gatherings, you agonize that you might feel judged even though you are usually quite happy with your life as it is. Also known by the phrase "Who needs an inner critic when there are outer ones who seem more than happy to have me feeling criticized enough?"

Holiday Judgment Phobia can exist at any age, and cover a wide range of areas feeling raw and exposed for judgment. For example, weight, leg length, hair style, hair color, clothing, shoes, jewelry, make-up, boyfriend, girlfriend, pregnancy, weight, skin, tattoos, piercings, nails, children, manners, vocabulary, education, employment, spouse, ex-spouse, welfare, dishes, food choices, unemployment, pets, living arrangements, friends, enemies, politics, religion, travel, dreams, goals, and current lifestyle choices in general.

by Iammagneta November 18, 2009