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Holidork 

A person who wears any number of hideous holiday themed accessories or articles of clothing during the Christmas season. These include but are not limited to; festive sweaters, jingle bell anything, reindeer anything, Christmas light jewelry, etc.
Wow, look at Cornelia, she broke out that Santa sweater again this year. All she needs to do now is tie a set of jingle bells on her shoelaces and she would be a model Holidork!
Holidork by BigCee September 6, 2005
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Holidork 

A term used to describe someone with unparalleled enthusiasm for the Holidays. (In particular the Christmas/New Years season) A Holidork's level of enthusiasm for the everything related to the holidays is to the point of nausea for many of the bitter and dark in society.
1. My mum's a closet Holidork, we have an inflatable Singing Santa on the Front yard.
Holidork by c.t.o. December 29, 2007
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holidorgy 

Any of the holiday-themed orgies that occur regularly at your house, because you're that awesome. Christmas holidorgies involve stockings, lots of coal, and MILFs in Mrs Clause outfits. Thanksgiving: stuffing, gravy, plus hot Pocahontas costumes. Halloween: cosplay and flavored condoms. Easter: fertilized eggs (hopefully not!) and furries.
"that was a great holidorgy."
"yeah it's nice having the in-laws over."
holidorgy by Desmond White December 2, 2009

holiworkation 

Holiworkation- working on holiday
Happy holiworkation- working on holidays is not funny.
holiworkation by PEPERICO November 15, 2017

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
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