Holidork

A person who wears any number of hideous holiday themed accessories or articles of clothing during the Christmas season. These include but are not limited to; festive sweaters, jingle bell anything, reindeer anything, Christmas light jewelry, etc.

Wow, look at Cornelia, she broke out that Santa sweater again this year. All she needs to do now is tie a set of jingle bells on her shoelaces and she would be a model Holidork!

Holidork by BigCee September 6, 2005

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Holidork

A term used to describe someone with unparalleled enthusiasm for the Holidays. (In particular the Christmas/New Years season) A Holidork's level of enthusiasm for the everything related to the holidays is to the point of nausea for many of the bitter and dark in society.

1. My mum's a closet Holidork, we have an inflatable Singing Santa on the Front yard.

Holidork by c.t.o. December 29, 2007

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Holidork • holidorgy • holiworkation

holidorgy

Any of the holiday-themed orgies that occur regularly at your house, because you're that awesome. Christmas holidorgies involve stockings, lots of coal, and MILFs in Mrs Clause outfits. Thanksgiving: stuffing, gravy, plus hot Pocahontas costumes. Halloween: cosplay and flavored condoms. Easter: fertilized eggs (hopefully not!) and furries.

"that was a great holidorgy."
"yeah it's nice having the in-laws over."

holidorgy by Desmond White December 2, 2009

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holiworkation

Holiworkation- working on holiday

Happy holiworkation- working on holidays is not funny.

holiworkation by PEPERICO November 15, 2017

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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