hook nosed heeb

a jew with a hook nose. this is a derivation of heeby jeeby.

Dom and Pat are a couple of hook nosed heebs.

by Fabolousso April 30, 2007

hooker hoops

Large gold or gold plated hoop earrings worn by a female chavor chavette.

Usually large enough to be mistaken for a parrot perch, hooker hoops are sold in Argos etc and form part of the overall chav bling. They are often accompanied by heavy gold chains, rings on every finger and piercings on every fleshy body part.

Worn together, the overall impression is designed to make the wearer look as though they charge for sex*. The main difference is that the sheer size of these earrings means that they would be highly impractical for a genuine sex-worker to wear.

* Chav 'currency' being cheap alcohol, cigarettes, bling and car parts nicked from Halfords, rather than legal tender.

'Ere, Debz, they got them noo hooker hoops in Argos nah innit.

by Lady S August 15, 2007

off da hook

when something is really great or unbelievable

Yo, this is off da hook.

by rebecca March 30, 2003

hooker boots

Large, often black, leather or pleather boots with large heels. They generally extend to or above the knee.

Fake hooker boots can be contructed via the use of black, heeled leather/pleather shoes and matching tube socks.

All of the girls at school wear hooker boots.

by Komodo December 19, 2003

Hooker Hikers

extremely high heeled women's shoes

Dang, these Hooker Hikers are killing my feet but they sure look hot!

by spielhorst May 29, 2010

Ninja Hooker

A mythical hero who protects other hookers from abusive and or cheap clients. Usually uses penis deforming ninja weapons.

The married, sucessful, CEO didn't want to pay Bubbles, so she called upon a ninja hooker, who then mutilated the poor soul with her medieval weaponary.

by El Guero Canijo May 20, 2011

Treble hook

To have vaginal sex with a woman while inserting your thumb in her ass in a hook like manner, doing the same with your other thumb in her mouth with a slight tug simulating the effect of a fish hook.

Jeff said to Corey, "Hey bro! I totally gave Nicole the treble hook last night!"

by Jeff aka the Treble Hook King May 12, 2014