ho-ho man

A newly developed slang word referring to the Big Red Man, Santa Claus. It is derived from the line which Santa utters "ho, ho, ho!"
It is illegal to say this in Sydney, Australia due to the recent Santa "ho, ho, ho" scandal.
Fitting Room Attendant: Y'all ready to see the ho-ho man?
Young African American: Chyea! Chyea! Chyea! I finna see da ho-ho man!
by mc'lovin December 27, 2007
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ho

An uncommon acronym used for "hold on".
Guy: HO, I'll just be a second...
Girl: WTF? CALL ME A HOE?!? You're WAYYY out of line!!
Guy: NO, no no no!! It stands for "hold on"!
Girl: oh. lol
by Synoryth January 12, 2009
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a ho

- That girl is ugly... she's beat sauce!
- A ho!

- Tuna fish is on sale!
- A ho!

- Get in the car!
- A ho!
by Jamal Wack Yo July 27, 2006
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ho

One of the After Hours teletubbies. If you haven't seen the picture, type in "after hours teletubbies" on yahoo image search
Ho raped Vanity Smurf last night.
by Gwen Stefani Grrl February 09, 2004
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Ho

Meaning 1:
A gutteral laugh such like used by Santa Claus.

Meaning 2:
A shortening of the word hoe - a farm implement.

Meaning 3:
A mispronunciation of the word whore originating with Negroid Americans and quickly spreading worldwide through widespread use in US television and cinema.
1. Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas
2. Help me hoe the field.
3. Either that poor guy has a speech impediment and can't pronounce "whore" or he thinks his mother is a farm implement.
by Barry Coldrick December 09, 2008
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chocolate ho-ho

slang term for an anal sex where the receiving partner begins to shit as soon as the giver cums
man you said that bitch was nasty but i didna know she did the chocolate ho-ho!
by pappy July 18, 2004
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Hoed-in

Hoed-in is a way of saying you're going to be snowed-in with a Ho, during a temporary time when there will be a significant snowfall, such as when a blizzard or snow warning is fore-cast for your area, over the weekend.

Although someone who's got no game can ruin the perfect opportunity -- usually being hoed-in is the antidote to cabin fever, as you plan ahead for the get together, once you already heard the fore-cast of snow conditions (harsh snow conditions which make everyone less inclined to be outdoors anyhow).

In theory a snowfall would last only a few days at most, and then the session would lead to a refreshing period of socio-spatial independence, much like lions in the wild, after a period filled with hours, and various rounds, of intense and repeated copulation.

Although most often used in advanced (based on a smooth game-planning skills), being hoed-in can be used in past-tense, however, to describe a weekend of surprise snow sex, even if it wasn't planned.

Usually, you plan to get hoed-in with someone you are fond of.

Being hoed-in can be used to refer to men or women, depending on various factors, such as the relationship, who's doing the game planning, and who is hosting the copulatory olympic session.
Friend 1: "Hey weather fore-cast is now saying up to 40 inches of snow this weekend, fuck, it's going to be a pain in the ass to shovel-out my car on Saturday."

Friend 2: "Naw. I can't wait for the snow. I'll be hoed-in this weekend. It can't snow enough."
by gggkkkaaakkk February 05, 2010
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