Headache Money

Money paid to the nanny for sexual favours when the wife complains of a headache.

Employer: "and that will be your weekly salary."
Nanny: "Does that include headache money?"

by Eric_to_the_F March 26, 2008

Hand-held wank

A hand-held wank is were someone looks at porn on a hand-held device such as ''mobile phone'' or ''I pod/ I phone'' and then pleasures themself to it.

Jim: Hey Jack how come you got so much porn on your iphone?

Jack: No reason

Barry: I bet its because he likes to use it for Hand-held wanks

by xX glennard Xx August 23, 2009

HElarious

Something funny said by a male. He - larious

John said a really funny joke the other day; it was HElarious

by quadman08 December 9, 2008

headass

someone who is so dumb and boring it makes you want to shove your head into your own ass

evan b chillin is a headass

by julzmn January 18, 2017

headass

being cute, clingy, and extra towards your significant other

their relationship is so headass

by corruptedrebel October 12, 2018

Heldane

A brick wall that over confident black men run into and get laid out.

Originated in Lower Hutt, Wellington NZ

I thought I was tough and ran into a Heldane , It hurt so much, Im traumatised for life dude.

by traumatised rape victim June 4, 2011

Headassary

The act of being a Headass

Doing Headass things

"Lexa and Ally are up to headassary as always, dancing on tables and shaking their butts"

"Those silly girls are the masters of Headassary"

by Allyhazee September 4, 2017